The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2016-12-28 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #6521
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ How come people, especially BLACKS, buy loads and loads of airplane shots at the liquor store? Looking for a genuine answer here. I see it happening all the time. Obviously if it was because they're cheap, buying an actual bottle is way more efficient, so that doesn't seem to be the case, unless they're that stupid that they think buying a bunch of 99 cent bottles is saving them money.
   
   The other day I went to buy some ale and this guy was in front of me, he grabbed one of the containers that hold the airplane shots, and set it on the counter, and said to the clerk 'lemme get like 7 or 8 of dem bitches.' She says, 'what?' He replies, 'lemme get like 7 or 8 of dem bitches.' My transaction was complete at the time but I stood there staring at him incredulously, and he says it again- 'lemme get 7 or 8 of DEM BITCHES.' I'm like 'DEM BITCHES? WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLING THEM 'DEM BITCHES?'' He's like 'don't worry about it' and I just scoffed at him and left.

   
   No clue, but you could also just download this file. https://www.python.org/ftp/python/2.7.13/python-2.7.13.msi
   
   Install it, and check the box when it asks you if you want it to be added to the environment variables. Then when you are done you open your Windows shell\commandline\terminal and do this:
   
   

   
   cd C:\python27\scripts
   
   pip install mechanize
   
   cd C:\Users\mQ\directory_where_your_python_file_lives 
   
   mq.py
   

2. 2016-12-28 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #6522
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey MMq where is that replacement thread you made was it in BLTC or Supurious generalis?
3. 2016-12-28 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #6523
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If its not in BLTC then you are a fucking nigger
4. 2016-12-28 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #6524
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   for Sophie
   
   
5. 2016-12-28 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #6525
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump for Sophie
   
   

   
   Only the little blond ones are cute. 7/10 would bang.
   
   Also if you are asking me for pizza well, i can volafile you some.
6. 2016-12-28 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #6526
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The two blonde girls are the Olson twins.
7. 2016-12-28 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #6527
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Slow version of that is way better.
   
   Also scron I have no idea I don't recall making a replacement thread.
8. 2016-12-28 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #6528
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yes the thread title was something along the lines of "29d9kdffifmwdwidmpf the remdeerpadew retard thread fuck mmq made the drunk one edtion" or something.
   
   I will find it.
9. 2016-12-28 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #6529
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   tee-hue-hee I so vaguely remember that now. Man I'd feel pretty honored if that replaced this one. I'd probably cry. Honor tears.
10. 2016-12-28 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #6530
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wasn't sure if I wanted to get dumb tonight but I think I'll get dumb tonight; it's not like I'm doing anything else. I'm sure as soon as I start to get into extreme shitposting mode everyone will suddenly be inactive, but oh well I can always play drunk prison spades online and bitch at my partners for not playing EXACTLY how I expect them to. :D
11. 2016-12-28 at 1:57 AM UTC

    #6531
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Brain, I still feel a twinge of resentment when you post your mother is paying for your apartment and father gave you a car, at your age. As I said before, it certainly is nice and I'm unable to justify any negativity toward it other than feeling a certain sense of injustice, but still.
    
    A PhD in organic chemistry. Oh lord, if this actually happens... Well, I suppose you could be highly dysfunctional. Maybe your daughter did inherit good genes after all, although you still seem like a lousy father.
    
    Also, yes and yes, although my isolation is a choice.
12. 2016-12-28 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #6532
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Lanny He does, I've seen pictures of her. Latina gals aren't really my thing but she's pretty cute.

    
    I'd let you fuck her as long as I could watch. Whites are the most beautiful race there is. Let's be honest, we all know this. Whites are the best. They may be a race of extremes, but my god do they hold some of the finest quality people.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sophie
13. 2016-12-28 at 2:18 AM UTC

    #6533
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Where do you play drunk prison spades? I thought it didn't exist.
14. 2016-12-28 at 2:23 AM UTC

    #6534
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well I just call it prison spades because it's the only spades site I know that is any good. It's not prison spades at all it's just one version of spades and you can't even change the settings other than length of game. It's some site based out of Poland but it works just fine and has lots of English players.
    
    http://www.playok.com/
15. 2016-12-28 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #6535
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They should have worldwide prison spades tournaments where people go to prison specifically to play in prison spades tournaments. Thats would be so hardcore.
16. 2016-12-28 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #6536
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If I could have limitless alcohol, I would absolutely do that.
    
    Well honestly no I wouldn't because I do love my family and kitty and don't want to subject them to that, but I mean if it boiled down to it, I could be content with getting drunk and playing spades in prison for the rest of my life. I just NEED to be able to get drunk. haha
17. 2016-12-28 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #6537
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny TRT gets locked once it hits 420 pages, to be born again like a phoenix with downs syndrome or something.

    
    Can the next one be called the shitfucking edition? 💩
    
    Post last edited by Actor at 2016-12-28T03:48:32.598664+00:00
18. 2016-12-28 at 3:45 AM UTC

    #6538
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ill find it dammmmitt.. I just need to mix another drink..
19. 2016-12-28 at 4:03 AM UTC

    #6539
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Miss Liz! Two hot toddies!
20. 2016-12-28 at 4:04 AM UTC

    #6540
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Malice Miss Liz! Two hot toddies!

    
    For a moment there i read "hot toddlers". Welp.