Can you teach Alexa?

1. 2019-07-30 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Is the Alexa built into the fire tablet crippled or can she function all of these commands?
   
   By the way.. This reminds me of the early 80s film with a young Virginia Madison and the voice of bud Corte film Electric Dream.. Smarthouse before it existed

   
   Not sure what you are asking...Alexa is stand alone you can use it with Iphone or Android not sure about fire tablet but I'd guess the alexa app is on all/most platforms.
2. 2019-07-30 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, it used to be called lamp4 but Fucking Alexa could never understand when I said "turn lamp4 on"…so I changed it to "dresser".

   
   Would she ever respond "Do you mean lamp4love"
3. 2019-07-30 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm already at the peak of human evolution…An America English accent is simply a corruption of the true English accent.
   
   I get told everyday "Oh I love your accent"..it gets old after 22 of your Earth years.

   
   May we hear it, mate?
4. 2019-07-31 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   Yes yes bestow us with your Hip British Accent.. especially if its Manchester so we can flog you with insults.
5. 2019-07-31 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   Pffft Brits
   
   
   R.I.P. Mark E. Smith
   
   You gave 0 shits about what people said and thought.. especially of your accessive drinking into comas
   
   
   What he thought of Americans being fatty fat faggots
   
   
6. 2019-07-31 at 4:49 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_E._Smith
7. 2019-07-31 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #27
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_E._Smith

   
   Lanny likes ur avatar.👍
8. 2019-07-31 at 10:10 AM UTC

   #28
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   "alexa, hardcore pornography on all screens"
   
   I wonder what she'd choose
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9. 2019-07-31 at 11:36 AM UTC

   #29
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   To actually answer your question, no, you can't teach Alexa new tricks. You can get an EXTERNAL program that piggybacks off Alexa to do unlimited amounts of things.
10. 2019-07-31 at 12:05 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet To actually answer your question, no, you can't teach Alexa new tricks.

    
    Alexa has already been hacked, so yes it can.
11. 2019-07-31 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #31
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra "alexa, hardcore pornography on all screens"
    
    I wonder what she'd choose

    
    Just program here to be an uncontrollably dirty dirty slut and hook her up to your fuck machine.
12. 2019-07-31 at 12:18 PM UTC

    #32
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Alexa is very PC...ask her anything borderline and she'll say "I'm not sure about that"...bull-fucking-shit you are not sure, you have access the the entire internet you liberal scum.
13. 2019-07-31 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #33
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Alexa is very PC…ask her anything borderline and she'll say "I'm not sure about that"…bull-fucking-shit you are not sure, you have access the the entire internet you liberal scum.

    
    How is it PC to not even have a real response? Sounds more like a Republican.
14. 2019-07-31 at 1:01 PM UTC

    #34
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by G4LM How is it PC to not even have a real response? Sounds more like a Republican.

    
    Simple, you ask a question where the answer would be contrary to a liberals philosophy...if you don't get a response it's because the SJW Alexa doesn't like it's own answer.
15. 2019-07-31 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #35
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Simple, you ask a question where the answer would be contrary to a liberals philosophy…if you don't get a response it's because the SJW Alexa doesn't like it's own answer.

    
    Lol do you think Alexa is some sort of AI
    
    It doesn't like or dislike things.
16. 2019-07-31 at 1:23 PM UTC

    #36
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by G4LM Lol do you think Alexa is some sort of AI
    
    It doesn't like or dislike things.

    
    Ask Alexa "Alexa how are you"...it will answer. Ask Alexa "Alexa do you love me" it will answer, Ask Alexa "Which race has the highest crime rate statistics" Alexa wont answer...those stats are readily available to it.
17. 2019-07-31 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #37
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    But to answer your question... yes, Alexa is "some sort of AI"
18. 2019-07-31 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #38
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Then you've bought into Amazon propaganda, congratulations. All her responses are pre-programmed and thus pre-determined. There is no thinking involved. Videogames have better 'AI' than Alexa as they can actually adapt to different conditions.
19. 2019-07-31 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #39
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson But to answer your question… yes, Alexa is "some sort of AI"

    
    AI, for asian intelligence.
    
    the truth is behind every one of your question theres a chinese somewhere in china that tends to it and provides you with an answer.
20. 2019-07-31 at 4:41 PM UTC

    #40
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra "alexa, hardcore pornography on all screens"
    
    I wonder what she'd choose

    
    Do you have an Alexa? Just ask it.
    
    
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