ATTN REPUBLICANS

1. 2019-07-30 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #61
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As I've said before I was force fed the bible for 13yrs…I'm familiar with the big picture…the big picture is a method to keep the masses in line while lining the pockets of deceivers.

   
   what else were you force fed with in the church ?
   
   also the bible contains lots of deleted scences, especially the new testament.
2. 2019-07-30 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   >2019
   >Taking something a jedi wrote seriously
3. 2019-07-30 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #63
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As I've said before I was force fed the bible for 13yrs…I'm familiar with the big picture…the big picture is a method to keep the masses in line while lining the pockets of deceivers.

   
   There's no doubt there are deceivers. Satan makes finding the truth like finding a needle in a haystack, or finding a stalk of wheat in a field of weeds. But just because there are profiteers and liars doesn't mean the truth doesn't exist. It does exist. And the only way you can find that truth is to ponder and discern and tune in to what is actually being said. You can know all of the scriptures, and you can have much expose to the teachings, and you can believe in God as well, but those things alone cannot bring you to the truth. "Even the demons believe, and yet they shudder."
4. 2019-07-30 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL There's no doubt there are deceivers. Satan makes finding the truth like finding a needle in a haystack

   
   Satan doesn't exist either...
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   • Speedy Parker
5. 2019-07-30 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #65
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Satan doesn't exist either…

   
   The only thing that really matters is that he believes in you.
6. 2019-07-30 at 5:49 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The only thing that really matters is that he believes in you.

   
   (said in deep throaty voice) Then that will be his undoing!
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   • -SpectraL
7. 2019-07-30 at 7:44 PM UTC

   #67
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Bait successful
8. 2019-08-01 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #68
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The only thing that really matters is that he believes in you.

   
   If he believes in me then I got him right where I want him.
9. 2019-08-01 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Jesus was a capital G and Matthew is my favourite book cuz he GOES IN
   
   I think Jesus would be extremely upset with everything that came after him, same as the prophet Muhammad pbuh
10. 2019-08-01 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #70
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    So is Jesus a republican or not?
11. 2019-08-01 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #71
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    When jesus said turn the other cheek he mean his arse cheeks.
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    • frala
12. 2019-08-01 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #72
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun So is Jesus a republican or not?

    
    Jesus would be a hardcore socialist.
13. 2019-08-01 at 2:55 AM UTC

    #73
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As I've said before I was force fed the bible for 13yrs

    
    
    
    I sense unresolved trauma
14. 2019-08-01 at 3:52 AM UTC

    #74
    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
15. 2019-08-01 at 4:02 AM UTC

    #75
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by whoami HH 1488

    
    Yawn
16. 2019-08-01 at 11:58 AM UTC

    #76
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by G4LM Jesus would be a hardcore socialist.

    
    Marx, Lenin, Mao, and Jesus all hangin out and yuckin it up.
17. 2019-08-01 at 12:03 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what else were you force fed with in the church ?
    
    also the bible contains lots of deleted scences, especially the new testament.

    
    Orange juice and rich tea biscuits.
    
    Well they wouldn't be deleted scenes if they were still in it now would they...
18. 2019-08-01 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #78
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Orange juice and rich tea biscuits.
    
    Well they wouldn't be deleted scenes if they were still in it now would they…

    
    is there something else ?
    
    well if they're still in it they wouldnt be called deleted scene.
    
    would they. ?
19. 2019-08-01 at 12:08 PM UTC

    #79
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is there something else ?
    
    well if they're still in it they wouldnt be called deleted scene.
    
    would they. ?

    
    They would not. They'd be on the bonus DVD