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Ben and Jerrys is overrated.

  1. 2019-07-22 at 4:41 AM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    For those of you overseas, BJs is a brand of ice cream by 2 guys in Vermont who make a bunch of ice cream combos which are pretty good but not like you can't get them from other companies if you look, and they are super duper hippie liberal eco conscious and like to put comedians on their containers to rev up those prices OP.

    The ice cream is good, but it's like the Apple of ice cream; it's always a pretty good product with a unique quality to it, but it costs twice as much as it rightly should because you're paying for eco friendly production, B&J's social justice charities, comedians' likenessesp, the BJ logo aka the story of "Just 2 guys who opened a ice cream store in Vermont in the 70s hurr durr", and fair-trade dairy *Pfff*

    I got a half off coupon for any ice cream for ice cream day, and I ALMOST bought some BJ lemon rasp sorbet, but then I thought, NAHHHH, I'm not gonna waste this opportunity to get Haagendaaz, which is the best ice cream imo, so I got a pint of strawberry, and it's wonderful. The only downside is that haagendaaz pints are actually only 14oz, but they are slightly cheaper to begin with.
  2. 2019-07-22 at 4:54 AM UTC
    #2
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Cool story bro.
  3. 2019-07-22 at 5 AM UTC
    #3
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    dont buy dreyers, i havent had ice cream in like 2yrs and decided to get some cause it was hot. its the consistency of uncured sprayfoam unlike real ice cream

    edit:im saying, there's nothing icy about it
  4. 2019-07-22 at 8:05 AM UTC
    #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Tom and Jerry's is where it's at.
  5. 2019-07-22 at 8:10 AM UTC
    #5
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    there are mountains made of italian ices in different flavors in hvn
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  6. 2019-07-28 at 1:53 PM UTC
    #6
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Ben & Jerry's are also a bunch a fag lovers
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  7. 2019-07-28 at 7:20 PM UTC
    #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Have you had daves famous bread. He went to prison and learned good work ethic and then he got out and took over his brothers bread empire
  8. 2019-07-28 at 10:15 PM UTC
    #8
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor Have you had daves famous bread. He went to prison and learned good work ethic and then he got out and took over his brothers bread empire

    It's good shit tbh but way overpriced for breab
  9. 2019-08-30 at 10:45 AM UTC
    #9
    G African Astronaut
    Cherry Garcia doh.
  10. 2019-08-30 at 10:53 AM UTC
    #10
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    they want $6.50 a pint for B&J here in vermont,, I can get it for 3,50 in Indiana
  11. 2019-08-30 at 12:42 PM UTC
    #11
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    For once u r rite op, all I taste is eggs in the ice cream
    Well done.
  12. 2019-08-31 at 5:09 AM UTC
    #12
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I agree, believe it or not great value is a decent brand. I always rate it based on how it is when it melts. Bryers/dryers seems frothy and airy when melted, but great value seems milky and sweet, like not alot of filler. I think these big ice cream company try some new age money saving techniques that fill the ice cream with various....non milky dairy things.

    Originally posted by A College Professor dont buy dreyers, i havent had ice cream in like 2yrs and decided to get some cause it was hot. its the consistency of uncured sprayfoam unlike real ice cream

    edit:im saying, there's nothing icy about it

    True story.

    I remember one day I was used to bryers my whole life, and then all of a sudden I saw "dryers" and I thought wtf...have I been misreading this my whole life or what? Upon some research it was like the same company with similar name for east/west coast if I'm not mistaken.
  13. 2019-08-31 at 8:03 AM UTC
    #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's here as well, expensive as fuck and not really any better than similarly priced 'gourmet' brands.

    I mostly avoid it for the incessant HOMOEROTIC 'virtue' signalling
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  14. 2019-08-31 at 10:52 AM UTC
    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I worked at a huge ice cream plant, and we basically made a massive amount of the country's ice cream, in that we also made a bunch of different generic brands, possibly including walmart, I don't remember.

    The generic ice cream IS often better than the name brand, if you look at the calories, (which you should always always do) generic brand often has quite a bit more per serving than the name brand, however that doesn't always make up for the loss of quality ingredients.

    I tried Edys again a while ago as their frozen yogurt, and the yogurt was really really good, and the red velvet ice cream was also very nice despite their reputation as dropped in quality after slow churning implementation. Until somebody stole them and I got their ass kicked out over it
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