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2019-07-26 at 4:55 PM UTCThis was the dude in that weird Hobo with a Shotgun" film
the dude on the right.
he's the one that had his head taken off with the barb wire lynching
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2019-07-26 at 5:10 PM UTCto bad his bike incident didn't tear his boys right off.. sparing the world of bastard #4 from being spawned into the global collective gene pool
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2019-07-26 at 5:24 PM UTC
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2019-07-26 at 5:46 PM UTCTry masturbating in front of the TV watching porn when your wife/girlfriend/mother/kids are out of the house.
It's sure to result in you falling asleep and being awoken with your pants down, cock in hand and your horrified family staring at you...so I heard. -
2019-07-26 at 6:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Try not to push anyone's buttons today…or the glass conveyor belt thing button.
I don't push anyones buttons there. Except one time the last time I worked there I did but I was just joking around. This guy who is the boss's left hand man mentioned something about his gf's son or something do something bratty and I just was trying to agree with him and make a slight joke I chuckled and said "Some peoples kids.." and he gave me a really dirty look. -
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2019-07-26 at 6:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Try masturbating in front of the TV watching porn when your wife/girlfriend/mother/kids are out of the house.
It's sure to result in you falling asleep and being awoken with your pants down, cock in hand and your horrified family staring at you…so I heard.
I just did actually jack off watching myself fuck my ex gf a little while ago. I only like watching porn I made otherwise you're just cucking yourself watching other older men fuck the girl you want to fuck -
2019-07-26 at 6:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Fucking sucked man I have insomnia and thats the reason why I walked out on the job the first time because jacky levenya kept moaning in her sleep saying stuff like "I DONT WANT IT, ITS TO COLD!" and eventually I yelled "JACKY SHUT UP!" and she woke up asking me what was wrong. So the next day I was tired from not sleeping all night. But anyways Carter hired me back but the last couple days I haven't been sleeping because I have insomnia really bad. I got off work last night and stayed up for a couple of hours and decided to go to bed despite not having to be at work til 3pm the next day. I went to bed at 1am woke up at 4am and couldn't go back to sleep, I laid in bed for hours and eventually went to laundry man to do laundry and cooked some macaroni and wedges.
I go to work and I was the first guy at my station just doing my thing, talked to the boss and errr thing was cool. But my boss later on was telling me about the new schedule and if thats cool with me and I was like yeah carter, I told you I will be here for you guys and I'm feeling a lot better (despite not) but I was just trying to fake it til you make it and not be a quitter. He asked me if he paid me in cash the first day like he does everyone one and I was like no JC clocked me (he paid me in cash the first time for my first day) and I was like can you just cancel out my first day and pay me in cash for that day today because I'm broke as a joke and he said "no" and he asked me how I got to work and I told him I cycled there and he was like "You really need cash don't you?" and I was "yeah otherwise I wouldn't of brought it up and plus you guys want me to wear kitchen shoes and I can't buy them now until you pay me" and he was like "right" He asked me if I was feeling alright again because my eyes are blood shot and they have been for the last two days and I told him I'm fine.
Anyways this young chicken was skeptical of me at first but now she's flirting with me and I had sometime to talk to her and I was leaning against the bar talking to her and they have this weird conveyor belt teepee system that moves glasses from one side to the other and I leaned a little to far and hit the button with my back and it turned on and started moving and pushed bar glasses into bar glasses that were already set up at the end and they were all smashing and falling on the floor. Everyone was screaming at me "WHAT ARE YOU DOERERING!" and I started trying to clean it up, grabbed a broom and dust pan and Carter was like Bill Krozby what the fuck is wrong with you. And I was like Yeah.. I guess you're right Im tired. And he told me I need to go get some rest and I said I can't go home and I won't because I need this job and the tips tonight, you know this and I told you I wouldn't fail you again. And he was like I'll give you 50 dollars if you go get some rest and show up tomorrow. And I was like NO U! and he was like Doug.. We care about you here but you look exhausted. So I took the money and now here I am.
Anyone ever delt with insomnia? It's a mother fucker, I've even been drinking less so I don't go to work feeling like shit all the time anymore but It never stops.
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2019-07-26 at 6:53 PM UTCno but seriously I have bipolar disorder and don't take any medication for it even though I'm prescribed it because it makes me feel really shitty and makes my dick not get as hard and I think thats partly why I for years have had crazy sleep patterns
I need to find a job as a writer for the dailymail or start churning out more comics so I sleep whenever by freelancing it -
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2019-07-26 at 7:28 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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