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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Fucking sucked man I have insomnia and thats the reason why I walked out on the job the first time because jacky levenya kept moaning in her sleep saying stuff like "I DONT WANT IT, ITS TO COLD!" and eventually I yelled "JACKY SHUT UP!" and she woke up asking me what was wrong. So the next day I was tired from not sleeping all night. But anyways Carter hired me back but the last couple days I haven't been sleeping because I have insomnia really bad. I got off work last night and stayed up for a couple of hours and decided to go to bed despite not having to be at work til 3pm the next day. I went to bed at 1am woke up at 4am and couldn't go back to sleep, I laid in bed for hours and eventually went to laundry man to do laundry and cooked some macaroni and wedges.

    I go to work and I was the first guy at my station just doing my thing, talked to the boss and errr thing was cool. But my boss later on was telling me about the new schedule and if thats cool with me and I was like yeah carter, I told you I will be here for you guys and I'm feeling a lot better (despite not) but I was just trying to fake it til you make it and not be a quitter. He asked me if he paid me in cash the first day like he does everyone one and I was like no JC clocked me (he paid me in cash the first time for my first day) and I was like can you just cancel out my first day and pay me in cash for that day today because I'm broke as a joke and he said "no" and he asked me how I got to work and I told him I cycled there and he was like "You really need cash don't you?" and I was "yeah otherwise I wouldn't of brought it up and plus you guys want me to wear kitchen shoes and I can't buy them now until you pay me" and he was like "right" He asked me if I was feeling alright again because my eyes are blood shot and they have been for the last two days and I told him I'm fine.

    Anyways this young chicken was skeptical of me at first but now she's flirting with me and I had sometime to talk to her and I was leaning against the bar talking to her and they have this weird conveyor belt teepee system that moves glasses from one side to the other and I leaned a little to far and hit the button with my back and it turned on and started moving and pushed bar glasses into bar glasses that were already set up at the end and they were all smashing and falling on the floor. Everyone was screaming at me "WHAT ARE YOU DOERERING!" and I started trying to clean it up, grabbed a broom and dust pan and Carter was like Bill Krozby what the fuck is wrong with you. And I was like Yeah.. I guess you're right Im tired. And he told me I need to go get some rest and I said I can't go home and I won't because I need this job and the tips tonight, you know this and I told you I wouldn't fail you again. And he was like I'll give you 50 dollars if you go get some rest and show up tomorrow. And I was like NO U! and he was like Doug.. We care about you here but you look exhausted. So I took the money and now here I am.

    Anyone ever delt with insomnia? It's a mother fucker, I've even been drinking less so I don't go to work feeling like shit all the time anymore but It never stops.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Start doing a calisthenic workout routine. There are numerous apps on the Google Playstore that have some good workouts on them. The dopamine you will create will help you sleep. I have a lot of experience with insomnia and I've beat it.

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/category/HEALTH_AND_FITNESS?hl=en_US
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  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Start doing a calisthenic workout routine. There are numerous apps on the Google Playstore that have some good workouts on them. The dopamine you will create will help you sleep. I have a lot of experience with insomnia and I've beat it.

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/category/HEALTH_AND_FITNESS?hl=en_US

    yeah you're probably right, I was doing them a couple years ago and felt and looked better than ever. I talked to my gym rat friend a couple weeks ago and he commits a lot of time to doing his thing at the gym he works at. I cycle everyday but thats probably not the same. I'm about to try and go to sleep because I feel tired so I can have a positive day tomorrow, its just I wake up and feel tired but can't go to sleep. I probably need to go swimming also

    but yeah I'll check out the app
  4. #4
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U should use the sauna after u work out, if u have a gym. Sweat out toxins in ur body. 20-30 mins. Then drink lots of fluids, Gatorade && v8.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
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  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kek, I wish I could get free money and sent home to go to sleep
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Collect disability.
  8. #8
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Collect disability.

    Fona wants to do this so he can jerk off on his new-old used couch and play Playstation all day long.
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    who doesn't

    *I would jerk off on my couch though, not fona's
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My couch is on wheels. Ill jerk off on my couch in front of your couch.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U should use the sauna after u work out, if u have a gym. Sweat out toxins in ur body. 20-30 mins. Then drink lots of fluids, Gatorade && v8.

    i just cycle and when I do workout I do it at my home with dumbells and push ups ect.. but yeah sweating it out in a sana is good i've done it a couple times before.

    i cycle in the heat so i figure thats close to a sauna
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats My couch is on wheels. Ill jerk off on my couch in front of your couch.

    YOU"RE WEIRD!
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i just cycle and when I do workout I do it at my home with dumbells and push ups ect.. but yeah sweating it out in a sana is good i've done it a couple times before.

    i cycle in the heat so i figure thats close to a sauna

    That's what's up, just drink liquids like pedisure, v8, Gatorade.
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  14. #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Then just relax. Ur boss likes u. When u wake up tomorrow, relax urself, ur in control. Fake it til u make it, but u got it.
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    ^I think you mean Pedialyte
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  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Then just relax. Ur boss likes u. When u wake up tomorrow, relax urself, ur in control. Fake it til u make it, but u got it.

    I've already made it thats why he hired me again, I'm just a lil tired and I hate working with the new gont that is one of those pussy is pussy kinda guys, just waiting till he leaves or I get shifts away from him so I can do my own thing. I don't like working with annoying people that are constantly "on"

    i did get sent home but most of this was a fred about this idiot i work with
  17. #17
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Maybe U need to get "on". Ur staying up, waiting on another person, to settle ur own life. Simp.
  18. #18
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jυicebox ^I think you mean Pedialyte

    Um. ☺️ Good call.
  19. #19
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Deliver messages on your bike for 5 bucks a message Kr0z the stalker
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Deliver messages on your bike for 5 bucks a message Kr0z the stalker

    Not really sure what you're getting at
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