The one thing that sucks most about jail or prison

1. 2019-07-26 at 11:59 AM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Is when someone disrespects you. Like when someone fuks your cell up or steals your entire canteen or leaves shit onyour bunk. Something thst is hlatant but when you were not there or gone and come baxk to it having to deal with it is the worse feeling in the world. Its like being slapped and having to figure out how to deal with the situation thereafter.
2. 2019-07-26 at 12 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Pretty sure that one thing was you.
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3. 2019-07-26 at 12:01 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Only cucks have that happen to them. I would be the guy that steals your shit and calls you a pussy for taking it and then rape you in the shower cuz I know your weak like a woman and can't fight back when I hold you down and fuck you
4. 2019-07-26 at 12:12 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   But I have martial art training sucks. So dont ever underestimate someone who looks weka. Plenty of people look weka on the outside you know,
5. 2019-07-26 at 12:16 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Martial Arts is useless once you've been shanked
6. 2019-07-26 at 12:17 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   True but you would probably overestimate yourself snd try to punch me before using the shank. You would end up going for it once embarassed to save face.
7. 2019-07-26 at 12:18 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
8. 2019-07-26 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat True but you would probably overestimate yourself snd try to punch me before using the shank.

   
   Eh? that's not how it works...traditionally the shanker jumps the shankee when he's not expecting it and gets the shank in for or five times before the guards pile on him.
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9. 2019-07-26 at 12:21 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I've heard a popular tactic is to blindside someone, drive the shank into their stomach/abdomen then literally reach in and use your hands to tear things out/rip the hole open
10. 2019-07-26 at 12:23 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Eh? that's not how it works…traditionally the shanker jumps the shankee when he's not expecting it and gets the shank in for or five times before the guards pile on him.

    
    No, usually you would only rely on the shank if you wanted me removed off the yard not just for stealing stuff. In that sense intimidation or fists are only usually used unless like I embarassed you badly.
11. 2019-07-26 at 12:26 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat No, usually you would only rely on the shank if you wanted me removed off the yard not just for stealing stuff. In that sense intimidation or fists are only usually used unless like I embarassed you badly.

    
    If you have a shank with you when you are going to "set the record straight" then you are going to use it. If your intent is just to have a round of fisticuffs you'll leave the shank in it's hiding place for when you do truly need it. Going to a fight with a shank and not intending to use it would be incredibly stupid as if you had the fight and then the guards found the shank on you, you'd be in a world of trouble over and above the simple fight.
12. 2019-07-26 at 12:30 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat True but you would probably overestimate yourself snd try to punch me before using the shank. You would end up going for it once embarassed to save face.

    
    Nope. I'm a dirty fighter I'll stab you in the ass Turkish style and poke out your eyes before I throw a punch
13. 2019-07-26 at 12:31 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    speaking of, I would think getting your butthole penetrated would be far worse than getting vaguely 'disrespected'
14. 2019-07-26 at 12:33 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Always be the penetrator, not the penetrated.
15. 2019-07-26 at 12:35 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Always be the penetrator, not the penetrated.

    
    In prison it's rape or be raped
16. 2019-07-26 at 12:37 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    
    or both
17. 2019-07-26 at 12:37 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    On the first night in your cell be sure to keep shouting
    
    "Why haven't I been given my HIV medication!!!? I need my HIV medication!"
18. 2019-07-26 at 12:44 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you have a shank with you when you are going to "set the record straight" then you are going to use it. If your intent is just to have a round of fisticuffs you'll leave the shank in it's hiding place for when you do truly need it. Going to a fight with a shank and not intending to use it would be incredibly stupid as if you had the fight and then the guards found the shank on you, you'd be in a world of trouble over and above the simple fight.

    
    Yet prison gang members walk around yards with shanks all the time for no reason and even have them in cells more than one when all they need is one hidden at most for added chances of being caught dont they? Plus look at gang memebrs on street, You always see how they get arrested for felon with posession of a gun but hardly ever use those guns especially white criminals who usually are only part of crews not gangs and never do drive bys,.
19. 2019-07-26 at 1:01 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat Yet prison gang members walk around yards with shanks all the time for no reason

    
    Only in the movies.
20. 2019-07-26 at 1:17 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't carry weapons to look tough, if you have a tool it should be because you plan to use it
    
    Lots of kids in my neighborhood walked around with knives and none of them got used, maybe they would flash it. I actually held a kid down and put the blade against his throat and told him if he ever spoke to me again I would gut him like a fish and I got pulled out of school for the rest of the year because he cried to his parents like a bitch