Will people think I took it the @ss if I'm limping?

1. 2016-12-24 at 12:20 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I banged my foot (my small toes specifically) really hard on the corner of a wall today so I got to limp. Will people think "lol fag"?
2. 2016-12-24 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not but now that you made this thread thats always what I will be thinking.
   
   In other news my boss has been limping for 2 weeks. She must like dat anal
3. 2016-12-24 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   any time I see someone limping I always think how tight their asshole must be for that to be the effect of getting corn holed by their boyfriend
4. 2016-12-24 at 4:16 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   walkin round argos like u shit ur pants
5. 2016-12-24 at 9:29 PM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   It wouldn’t be the first thing that crossed my mind. I’m not sure that you can even get fucked hard enough to wind up with a limp. I’ve had some pretty big stuff up my butt and the worst was a little soreness after.
6. 2016-12-24 at 9:33 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   ya thts bcus u were trained from baby
7. 2016-12-24 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Most people wouldn't, but now that you brought it up we all will
8. 2016-12-24 at 9:56 PM UTC

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   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I blew my asshole out a month ago from puking so hard i dont think i limped. It was just painful sitting down
9. 2016-12-24 at 11:57 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   did u swallow it bac dwn ok
   
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