2019-07-24 at 6:19 AM UTC
They made him a whole world full of loot, NPC's and buffs to play with, and he just sits in his room tapping to anime cat boys.
Wtf?
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2019-07-24 at 6:26 AM UTC
tbf the mechanics of this game have f2p written all over them, but it's missing the microtransactions f2p games normally have to speed shit up. smh
2019-07-24 at 6:30 AM UTC
See this just further proves what an NPC you are
You see the word NPC and your immediate thought is "ohh mmorpgs. better make a joke"
This isn't an MMORPG and I can assure you, you all are definitely NPCs
this is a virtual reality that I'm inside, for what reason I'm not sure yet
2019-07-24 at 6:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
for what reason I'm not sure yet
To push carts at Wally World, clearly
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2019-07-24 at 6:44 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
this is a virtual reality that I'm inside, for what reason I'm not sure yet
to be roflstomped into the pavement until you ragequit, just like everyone else
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2019-07-24 at 6:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
Shopping Cart Simulator 2019 (Single player only)
I'm not sure NPCs like us could deal with the excitement of an playable character lifestyle. Push carts all day AND go back to your car to watch anime on your zogulus rift? Too much action.
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2019-07-24 at 7:30 AM UTC
Anyone else have quests piling up? I have literally no one to go into spider-tooth cave to retrieve my clan leaders mythic sword for me.
2019-07-24 at 7:40 AM UTC
My chickens have escaped! Who will catch them for me?
2019-07-24 at 7:40 AM UTC
I have heard strange stories about the badlands to the south of town. If only we had an adventurer who could check it out.
2019-07-24 at 7:41 AM UTC
I need someone to deliver a package to the jarl in a neighbouring town, but I have no one to do it! Can someone help?
2019-07-24 at 7:43 AM UTC
I need 10 pieces of metal to repair this generator so I can open my shop. If only there were someone who could find them for me.
2019-07-24 at 7:44 AM UTC
There are 25 magic stones distributed all across the map. If only someone were to find them all and bring them to me.
2019-07-24 at 10:31 AM UTC
They are kept on my person at all times.
But my "druggie" attribute is set at 70 so if you can pass a couple of speech checks to convince me to do drugs/OD, you could probably take them
My "offensive weapons" and "paranoia" attributes are 75 each though so don't get caught
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2019-07-24 at 10:43 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
what shit game is this it sounds proper shit
