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Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting open
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2016-12-22 at 9:03 AM UTCHAS IT EVER BEEN DONE?
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2016-12-22 at 9:20 AM UTCJust scoop the filling that leaks out with the pizza roll and eat the whole thing
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2016-12-22 at 9:28 AM UTCOnly once.
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2016-12-22 at 9:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Just scoop the filling that leaks out with the pizza roll and eat the whole thing
Thanks but that's not why I asked. THANK YOU. -
2016-12-22 at 9:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by the holy ghost Only once.
LIES FROM THE DEN OF INIQUITY -
2016-12-22 at 9:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Thanks but that's not why I asked. THANK YOU.
But you never said why you asked -
2016-12-22 at 9:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher But you never said why you asked
EXACTLY. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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2016-12-22 at 9:54 AM UTCIt's a lot like cooking babies.
Long and slow jimmy,, long and slow. Short and high makes em pop.
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Just scoop the filling that leaks out with the pizza roll and eat the whole thing
And melt my flesh off and get 3rd degree burns? Are you insane?.
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2016-12-22 at 10:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump It's a lot like cooking babies.
Long and slow jimmy,, long and slow. Short and high makes em pop.
And melt my flesh off and get 3rd degree burns? Are you insane?.
If you can't pick up a pizza roll and scoop the filling up without touching the pan you have problems
And if you get third degree burns from touching said pan you have bigger problems -
2016-12-22 at 10:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher If you can't pick up a pizza roll and scoop the filling up without touching the pan you have problems
And if you get third degree burns from touching said pan you have bigger problems
I don't touch food while its cooking, I tried scooping some cheese crap from a frozen chicken thing and burnt the fuck outta my hand tonight. Pizza pockets become dangerous at high temperatures. I can imagine torturing someone by heating one of these for 5 minutes in a microwave and squirting the goop in their face
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2016-12-22 at 12:46 PM UTC^ They do that in prison here, probably America too, but putting sugar water into a microwave and chucking it on people. Shit sticks and burns apparently
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2016-12-22 at 4:32 PM UTCpoke wif a fork like sosougas
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2016-12-22 at 5:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I don't touch food while its cooking, I tried scooping some cheese crap from a frozen chicken thing and burnt the fuck outta my hand tonight. Pizza pockets become dangerous at high temperatures. I can imagine torturing someone by heating one of these for 5 minutes in a microwave and squirting the goop in their face
You do that after its cooking, when you go to eat it
And I thought you meant the little tiny pizza rolls -
2016-12-22 at 7:26 PM UTCstab stab stab
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2016-12-22 at 8:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject ^ They do that in prison here, probably America too, but putting sugar water into a microwave and chucking it on people. Shit sticks and burns apparently
here in texas prisons I've heard niggas heating up a butter finger and stabbing someone with it or throwing it at the them. -
2016-12-22 at 8:04 PM UTCYou really gotta hand it to criminals, they're creative and resourceful as fuck
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2016-12-22 at 8:04 PM UTCIn the ND prison we just make you a perfectly cooked hot pocket and sit down with you to talk out our differences.
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2016-12-23 at 12:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ In the ND prison we just make you a perfectly cooked hot pocket and sit down with you to talk out our differences.
Well thats just down right humble, what happens if you fuck up the hot pocket though?.
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2016-12-23 at 1:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Well thats just down right humble, what happens if you fuck up the hot pocket though?.
Then it's scalding hot pocket goop to the face, why of course. :) -
2016-12-23 at 9:51 AM UTCIf you're making them in the microwave, stick a glass of water in there. It'll keep the rolls moist and stop them from expanding. You can also use this to send some stale bread back in time.