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Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting open

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    HAS IT EVER BEEN DONE?
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    Just scoop the filling that leaks out with the pizza roll and eat the whole thing
  3. #3
    Only once.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Just scoop the filling that leaks out with the pizza roll and eat the whole thing

    Thanks but that's not why I asked. THANK YOU.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the holy ghost Only once.

    LIES FROM THE DEN OF INIQUITY
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    Originally posted by mmQ Thanks but that's not why I asked. THANK YOU.

    But you never said why you asked
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher But you never said why you asked

    EXACTLY. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
  8. #8
    It's a lot like cooking babies.

    Long and slow jimmy,, long and slow. Short and high makes em pop.



    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Just scoop the filling that leaks out with the pizza roll and eat the whole thing

    And melt my flesh off and get 3rd degree burns? Are you insane?.

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  9. #9
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump It's a lot like cooking babies.

    Long and slow jimmy,, long and slow. Short and high makes em pop.





    And melt my flesh off and get 3rd degree burns? Are you insane?.

    If you can't pick up a pizza roll and scoop the filling up without touching the pan you have problems

    And if you get third degree burns from touching said pan you have bigger problems
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher If you can't pick up a pizza roll and scoop the filling up without touching the pan you have problems

    And if you get third degree burns from touching said pan you have bigger problems


    I don't touch food while its cooking, I tried scooping some cheese crap from a frozen chicken thing and burnt the fuck outta my hand tonight. Pizza pockets become dangerous at high temperatures. I can imagine torturing someone by heating one of these for 5 minutes in a microwave and squirting the goop in their face



  11. #11
    ^ They do that in prison here, probably America too, but putting sugar water into a microwave and chucking it on people. Shit sticks and burns apparently
  12. #12
    bling bling Dark Matter
    poke wif a fork like sosougas
  13. #13
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I don't touch food while its cooking, I tried scooping some cheese crap from a frozen chicken thing and burnt the fuck outta my hand tonight. Pizza pockets become dangerous at high temperatures. I can imagine torturing someone by heating one of these for 5 minutes in a microwave and squirting the goop in their face


    You do that after its cooking, when you go to eat it

    And I thought you meant the little tiny pizza rolls
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    stab stab stab
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by reject ^ They do that in prison here, probably America too, but putting sugar water into a microwave and chucking it on people. Shit sticks and burns apparently

    here in texas prisons I've heard niggas heating up a butter finger and stabbing someone with it or throwing it at the them.
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    You really gotta hand it to criminals, they're creative and resourceful as fuck
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In the ND prison we just make you a perfectly cooked hot pocket and sit down with you to talk out our differences.
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by mmQ In the ND prison we just make you a perfectly cooked hot pocket and sit down with you to talk out our differences.

    Well thats just down right humble, what happens if you fuck up the hot pocket though?.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Well thats just down right humble, what happens if you fuck up the hot pocket though?.

    Then it's scalding hot pocket goop to the face, why of course. :)
  20. #20
    If you're making them in the microwave, stick a glass of water in there. It'll keep the rolls moist and stop them from expanding. You can also use this to send some stale bread back in time.
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