Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.

1. 2019-07-22 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #121
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny prove it.

   
   No.
2. 2019-07-22 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #122
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator That's actually exactly why. Your spinal discs compress and expand regularly. Doctors have measured me at both heights.

   
   I can be anywhere from 6' to 7' tall.
3. 2019-07-22 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #123
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I can be anywhere from 6' to 7' tall.

   
   5' when you're on your knees suckin dick
4. 2019-07-22 at 8:26 PM UTC

   #124
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls looks like i hit your sensitive spot

   
   Yeah you figured me out. That's my button. When people go around all willy nilly like changing A's to O's.
5. 2019-07-22 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #125
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   willy nilly
   
   thats cute
6. 2019-07-23 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #126
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls speedy porker

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Grylls speedy porker

   
   more like speedy taker.
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   • Common De-mominator
7. 2019-07-23 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #127
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Look at all the free rent being showered on me
8. 2019-07-23 at 6:43 PM UTC

   #128
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Look at all the free rent being showered on me

   
   bukake is what we do for each other.
9. 2019-07-23 at 6:45 PM UTC

   #129
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny bukake is what we do for each other.

   
   Have a party with that faggot. I'm just here for the free rent.
10. 2019-07-23 at 6:47 PM UTC

    #130
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i dont know why im here
11. 2019-07-23 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #131
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls i dont know why im here

    
    Because no place else on the internet will put up with your shit?
12. 2019-07-23 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #132
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because no place else on the internet will put up with your shit?

    
    basically yeh
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
13. 2019-07-23 at 6:52 PM UTC

    #133
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Have a party with that faggot. I'm just here for the free rent.

    
    you dont have a choice.
14. 2019-07-23 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #134
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dont have a choice.

    
    On the internet everything I do or don't do it purely by choice so no.
15. 2024-08-14 at 9:52 AM UTC

    #135
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Teehee
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Elbow
16. 2024-08-14 at 1:02 PM UTC

    #136
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Ghost It was actually me in a very clever disguise going for one of my trademark gropes
    
    

    
    figure it out
17. 2024-08-14 at 1:17 PM UTC

    #137
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    I used to be so much funnier, and way less autistic.
18. 2024-08-14 at 1:46 PM UTC

    #138
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    grope gang!