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Do you wipe your own ass?

  1. #21
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fred needs some input from §m£ÂgØL


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  2. #22
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I do I use baby wipes, hdl tho on the other hand doesn't use anything doesn't even brush his toof

    That's a great idea. That alleviates swamp ass.
  3. #23
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Whats "wiping ass" ?
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    smeel?~!
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The shit wouldn't stick properly to baby wipes, because of the butt hair.
  6. #26
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The shit wouldn't stick properly to baby wipes, because of the butt hair.

    False
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet False

    The baby lotion on the wipes would lubricate the butthairs.
  8. #28
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The baby lotion on the wipes would lubricate the butthairs.

    So you are implying alleged lubrication would cause things to STICK? Is that what you're trying to lie about?
  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet So you are implying alleged lubrication would cause things to STICK? Is that what you're trying to lie about?

    The lubrication would cause the shit NOT to stick to the wipes. Please pay attention.
  10. #30
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The lubrication would cause the shit NOT to stick to the wipes. Please pay attention.

    You have zero idea how wipes work, obviously.
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