Fuck it, I'm gonna go commit a robbery or a break in tonight.

1. 2016-12-22 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lets rob fort knocks
2. 2016-12-22 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you have an arrest record it just means you suck at crime. It's nothing to be proud of
3. 2016-12-22 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #23
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   " i drive drunk onze and forgot to pay car
4. 2016-12-22 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #24
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   CLASS 7 FELONY
5. 2016-12-22 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by reject If you have an arrest record it just means you suck at crime. It's nothing to be proud of

   
   Nah. That's like saying you're a shitty driver because you've been in one accident. Sometimes shit luck happens. If you've committed 1000 crimes and got caught for one I'd say you're pretty good at crime.
6. 2016-12-22 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But not as good as the person who's committed 1,000 crimes and never been caught
7. 2016-12-22 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #27
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   If you go through with the robbery actro, make you sure you put black face on before doing it.
8. 2016-12-22 at 7:52 PM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Well yeah. You know what I'm saying. Michael Jordan doesn't suck at basketball because he didn't win a championship every year he played.
9. 2016-12-22 at 8:02 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And you know what I'm saying
10. 2016-12-22 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What are you saying? You said you suck at being a criminal if you've ever been caught. Then you said you're not the best ever criminal if you've ever been caught. Which is it, maannnnn?
    
    
11. 2016-12-22 at 8:14 PM UTC

    #31
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Seems like reject is some what on the capricious side of the fence today lol
12. 2016-12-22 at 9:35 PM UTC

    #32
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    If you're gonna rob somebody at least be smart about it and rob the dope man. Get drugs and money in one fell swoop.
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    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2016-12-23 at 10 PM UTC

    #33
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by HampTheToker If you're gonna rob somebody at least be smart about it and rob the dope man. Get drugs and money in one fell swoop.

    
    that sounds like an awful idea
14. 2016-12-23 at 10:37 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What are you saying? You said you suck at being a criminal if you've ever been caught. Then you said you're not the best ever criminal if you've ever been caught. Which is it, maannnnn?

    
    The former, because there are people who have never been caught. Making them better than someone who's been caught
15. 2016-12-24 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I CUM FROM THE FORT OF HARD KNOCKS
16. 2016-12-24 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ^ Smexy
17. 2016-12-24 at 7:05 AM UTC

    #37
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Lanny I CUM FROM THE FORT OF HARD KNOCKS

    
    Double smexy
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18. 2016-12-24 at 7:11 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore Show of hands here, how many of you who committed robberies have a felony or arrest record of any kind.

    
    =D
19. 2016-12-24 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    NIGGAS IN SPACE BANK ROBBERY!!