Imagine if you was a dog

1. 2019-07-19 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #41
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG As someone who owned red eared sliders, no. Average human lifespan is like 70-80. Only exceptional sliders live that long.

   
   no, life expetency in the US has gone down due to the opioid/opoiod endemic.
2. 2019-07-19 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #42
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker The lifespan of a turtle varies greatly depending on the species of turtle. For example, a typical pet turtle can live between 10-80 years or so while larger species can easily live over 100 years.

   
   so if your turtles are lucky they'll to live longer than you.
3. 2019-07-19 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   If I was a dog I would shit on NARCassist's porch every night after he went to bed and then go home.
4. 2019-07-19 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker If I was a dog I would shit on NARCassist's porch every night after he went to bed and then go home.

   
   why do you need to be a dog to do that?
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5. 2019-07-19 at 7:12 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls why do you need to be a dog to do that?

   
   Because dogs can't get cited for shitting in public unless it's in San Francisco where they let the people shit in the streets and fine you for letting your dog do the same thing.
6. 2019-07-19 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   there's no quicker way to ruin a porn than with a uncircumsicion
7. 2019-07-19 at 10:52 PM UTC

   #47
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano there's no quicker way to ruin a porn than with a uncircumsicion

   
   are you being jelly of their wholesomeness ?
8. 2019-07-19 at 11:23 PM UTC

   #48
   Randy_Travis Yung Blood

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are you being jelly of their wholesomeness ?

9. 2019-07-19 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, life expetency in the US has gone down due to the opioid/opoiod endemic.

   
   I know. Isn't that something...
10. 2019-07-20 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, life expetency in the US has gone down due to the opioid/opoiod endemic.

    
    It must be horrible being jealous all your life. Does that stem from your father paying all his attention to your older brother?
11. 2019-07-20 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #51
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It must be horrible being jealous all your life. Does that stem from your father paying all his attention to your older brother?

    
    now i finally understand why your acting the way you are.
    
    being second child sucks.
    
    yes. ?.
12. 2019-07-20 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny now i finally understand why your acting the way you are.
    
    being second child sucks.
    
    yes. ?.

    
    I wouldn't know that's why I asked you.
13. 2019-07-21 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #53
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I wouldn't know that's why I asked you.

    
    more like projecting.
14. 2019-07-21 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny more like projecting.

    
    Keep that thought, it'll keep you safe when the nightmares happen.