Imagine if you was a dog

1. 2019-07-18 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #21
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   I want a nigger for a slave .
2. 2019-07-18 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #22
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Imagine all 3 trillion possibilities in life. What a good use of time.
3. 2019-07-18 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #23
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by GGG Ginger is a cute name.
   
   My dog is 13 and I don't know how much longer he's got. Took him to the groomers and he old man pee'd in the store (he never pees indoors, its been years and years since he last did that. Probably a puppy).
   
   Why do dogs have to get old?

   
   Same reason why you have to be so gay.
4. 2019-07-18 at 5:10 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny any turtle live longer than human.

   
   Red eared sliders live like 20-30 years.
   
   You're thinking of tortoises.
5. 2019-07-18 at 5:15 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dogs get castrated against their wills. you might wake up one day and being less than a dog that you went to sleep as.

   
   It absolutely blows my mind that so few people bring this issue up.
   
   Our society is a tad too casual about simply taking our supposed "loved ones" to a butcher shop to have their genitals excised.
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6. 2019-07-18 at 5:21 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by WellHung I want a nigger for a slave .

   
   are there any different advantages in owning a male or female one?
7. 2019-07-18 at 5:24 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by gadzooks It absolutely blows my mind that so few people bring this issue up.
   
   Our society is a tad too casual about simply taking our supposed "loved ones" to a butcher shop to have their genitals excised.

   
   Are you really surprised? Male circumcision is still standard practice in the US.
8. 2019-07-18 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by GGG Are you really surprised? Male circumcision is still standard practice in the US.

   
   but why?
   
   i thought only jedis and muslims get it done
   
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9. 2019-07-18 at 5:28 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Grylls are there any different advantages in owning a male or female one?

   
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10. 2019-07-18 at 5:28 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    lol goddamnit.
11. 2019-07-18 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #31
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Grylls are there any different advantages in owning a male or female one?

    
    yes. The females are more desirable to rape. The males are stronger and can produce more output in the fields.
12. 2019-07-18 at 5:42 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by WellHung yes. The females are more desirable to rape. The males are stronger and can produce more output in the fields.

    
    fair enough but do they come with a health certificate or something
13. 2019-07-18 at 5:42 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by GGG Are you really surprised? Male circumcision is still standard practice in the US.

    
    True, and, heck, I'm circumcised myself and not even jedi.
    
    But it's not quite the same. I can still fuck and procreate.
    
    I mean, both are an issue, but we take it a bit further with our pets.
14. 2019-07-18 at 5:42 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by GGG |o o|
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    The funny thing is that it looks right when quoting it (before posting it).
15. 2019-07-18 at 5:43 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Red eared sliders live like 20-30 years.
    
    You're thinking of tortoises.

    
    no, with increased standard of living we have today their life expectency has also increased.
16. 2019-07-18 at 5:47 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks It absolutely blows my mind that so few people bring this issue up.
    
    Our society is a tad too casual about simply taking our supposed "loved ones" to a butcher shop to have their genitals excised.

    
    i know mane.
    
    im tryimg to bring awareness to it.
    
    which is why i dispise people who keep their pet and treat them like a toy.
    
    reproducing is a part of live, its included in the definition of life, live, living things, and when you take it away from your pets, they cease to be living things and become just toys that breathe and shits.
17. 2019-07-18 at 6:06 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, with increased standard of living we have today their life expectency has also increased.

    
    Not beyond the average lifespan of a human.
    
    Like I said, those are sea turtles you're thinking of.
18. 2019-07-18 at 6:35 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Not beyond the average lifespan of a human.
    
    Like I said, those are sea turtles you're thinking of.

    
    they can live up to 80.
    
    really depends on how long you think a human can live.
    
    https://petponder.com/red-eared-slider-life-span
19. 2019-07-19 at 12:30 AM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    As someone who owned red eared sliders, no. Average human lifespan is like 70-80. Only exceptional sliders live that long.
20. 2019-07-19 at 1:02 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny any turtle live longer than human.

    
    The lifespan of a turtle varies greatly depending on the species of turtle. For example, a typical pet turtle can live between 10-80 years or so while larger species can easily live over 100 years.