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The correct answer to how many jedis died in the Holocaust

  1. #21
    Originally posted by aldra I'm going to argue that many of the 'established truths' they base their reports and investigations on are highly questionable.

    A writer will always stretch the truth
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hitler wasn't real.
    jedis aren't a thing.
    Cheese is made of moon.
  3. #23
    Hamp is a confirmed jedi.
  4. #24
    I'm going to get back to this thread tomorrow when I wake up but aldra, as always, it's good reading your posts. Very insightful
  5. #25
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by HampTheToker How so?

    read my last two posts

    but some general stuff - the 'six million' number has been claimed numerous times by jedi and Zionist groups prior to WWII
    (link - haven't read the article, just look over the headlines), it's physically and mathematically impossible for the reported number of bodies to have been incinerated by camp ovens in the timeframe given, population studies do not show a dramatic decline in the number of jedis in europe after the war, there are no surviving authentic gas chambers (the ones that are standing are 'memorials' built after the war), there are strong indications torture was used to extract confessions at nuremburg, conflicting and proven-false accounts still used as evidence, many areas of german industry at the time made extensive use of slave labour so extermination just seems wasteful (the tattoos make a lot more sense if you consider the campers were slaves/inmates), plenty of other stuff
  6. #26
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject Hamp is a confirmed jedi.

    Hamp isn't anything. I used to be Christian, but you heathens ruined all that.
  7. #27
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra read my last two posts

    but some general stuff - the 'six million' number has been claimed numerous times by jedi and Zionist groups prior to WWII
    (link - haven't read the article, just look over the headlines), it's physically and mathematically impossible for the reported number of bodies to have been incinerated by camp ovens in the timeframe given, population studies do not show a dramatic decline in the number of jedis in europe after the war, there are no surviving authentic gas chambers (the ones that are standing are 'memorials' built after the war), there are strong indications torture was used to extract confessions at nuremburg, conflicting and proven-false accounts still used as evidence, many areas of german industry at the time made extensive use of slave labour so extermination just seems wasteful (the tattoos make a lot more sense if you consider the campers were slaves/inmates), plenty of other stuff

    Clearly, you've given more fucks about the holocaust than I ever have.
  8. #28
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's not to say jedis didn't suffer in WWII; if I'm correct a large number were interned and used for slave labour, many died of starvation and disease.

    everyone suffered though. most people will repeat '6 million' but have never heard of Unit 731 or the RAF laughing about turning Dresden into a giant oven, and that's the main thing I have a problem with. certain groups need to be the primary victim for political purposes; it can't just be Germany occupying territories and imprisoning masses, it has to be a crime against jedis. even if there was an extermination policy, there were many more targets than just jedis. 'holocaust', when the term genocide would do just fine. 'antisemitism' is apparently like racism but worse.
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    i was reading a 'holohoax debunking' report once where it had an actual jedi-created census list from before the war, and after the war, and the after-war list was larger than the before-war list.

    if 6 million juden were splashed, how the fuck were their numbers increasing?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by mmQ Cheese is made of moon.

  11. #31
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Seen a lot of kikes on the news recently, they don't even hide it, some bbc reporter in germany called rosenberg and had a massive fucking crooked nose, how am I supposed to believe they're not involved?
  12. #32
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra oh, and many of the 'official' primary sources used to 'prove' aspects of the holocaust read like insane fiction. I'll see if I can track some examples down, but someone recently showed me a document written by a jedi camper about his experiences - there was a section in it where he claims that a group of jedis were intentionally starved for weeks by German officers, who then slathered one of them with marmalade - the rest of the starving group began to eat the marmalade off of him, became ravenous and ate him to death. Other sections of this account have been used in official reports.

    another I read about a long time ago was an excerpt cited and used as supporting evidence in multiple WWII university courses discussing extermination procedures - reading the text in it's entirety though, as opposed to just the excerpt, the author talks about 'hundreds of pregnant women being burned alive' in a giant oven - and that he'd seen their burning children explode from their stomachs.

    Hahah, I started laughing when I read those alleged stories.
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  13. #33
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I guess all those pictures of dead jedis and survivor accounts were lies. WW2 probably didn't even happen really.

    Allies killed those jedis by bombing the supply lines that kept the camps stocked with food and medicine. Sorry: your grandpa is probably more responsible for the Holocaust than any German.

    Edit: Also Belzec, Treblinka, Auschwitz etc were all liberated by Stalin. Fucking Stalin. You're trusting the guy who deleted people from history to give you an accurate account of what his enemies were doing when he conquered them.


    Post last edited by Phoenix at 2016-12-21T13:26:25.292158+00:00
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  14. #34
    Originally posted by Phoenix Edit: Also Belzec, Treblinka, Auschwitz etc were all liberated by Stalin. Fucking Stalin. You're trusting the guy who deleted people from history to give you an accurate account of what his enemies were doing when he conquered them.


    Post last edited by Phoenix at 2016-12-21T13:26:25.292158+00:00

    Good point, the Nazis were blamed for years for the Kaitlyn massacre when it was the Soviets.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Phoenix Edit: Also Belzec, Treblinka, Auschwitz etc were all liberated by Stalin. Fucking Stalin. You're trusting the guy who deleted people from history to give you an accurate account of what his enemies were doing when he conquered them.

    Post last edited by Phoenix at 2016-12-21T13:26:25.292158+00:00


    Didnt Hitler allow unsupervised visits by the Red Cross to ensure the camps met humanitarian requirements? Which is something the US refused to do regarding their own internment camps.
  16. #36
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder637/500x/74160637.jpg
    LOL.

    Post last edited by AngryOnion at 2016-12-22T01:14:42.690155+00:00
  17. #37
    Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by infinityshock if 6 million juden were splashed, how the fuck were their numbers increasing?

    Same reason rats are able to thrive in NYC.
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Didnt Hitler allow unsupervised visits by the Red Cross to ensure the camps met humanitarian requirements? Which is something the US refused to do regarding their own internment camps.

    yeah, I've actually read those reports. the common story is that the inspectors were showed the camps but kept away from any facilities pertaining to executions, but the level of detail they wrote in made that seem unlikely
  19. #39
    Has anyone else here been to Auschwitz or Birkenau?

    I don't really see how they could have kept the inspectors away from facilities pertaining to executions, considering they were right there out in the open if the kikes are to be believed
  20. #40
    Interesting places tho. Very good pizza restaurant nearby, highly recommend
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