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  1. #81
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's why a lot of people go to a bar and at the end of the night they get drugged and wake up all dazed in a bathtub of warm water and suddenly discover one or more of their organs have been professionally removed while they were out.

    Exactly! Finally, someone who gets it.
  2. #82
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And in the more barbaric nations, they kidnap children and even older people and freeze-pack them in containers (while still alive)and ship them to various black market doctors worldwide, whereupon the organs are extracted for reuse. Just recently, a container was seized which contained a frozen child in it who had been stuffed in there and froze while still alive and shipped. Organs can go for upward of $20,000-$100,000 or more, depending on how desperate the recipient's family is and how wealthy they are.
  3. #83
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Technologist WTF😂😂😂😂😂

    They cut out the organs and then put temporary stoppers and reroutes on the vitals and then lay them in a bathtub of warm water, then they call the cops for the person to avoid a murder charge. When the paramedics arrive, they discover a person with missing organs that they can't replace.
  4. #84
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Would you get a double lung transplant to live another 12 months?

    He was supposed to live longer but there were complications. He was gonna be dead in a year anyways and was on oxygen so he probably just wanted to live a year without having to drag that tank around all day.

    I would probably do the same
  5. #85
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Another thing that helps is reducing omega 6 and increasing omega 3 oils in your diet. This is related to the recommendation for cod liver oil. So et lots of fish and grass fed butter. Macrobiotic diets are also good for cancer, probably for this reason.

    Cancer should be thought of as a metabolic disease, not just random cell mutations. Modern lifestyles are ultimately most likely to blame for the large increase in cancers of all type we see.

    Cancer of any type is still a big deal and can kill you, and chemo will make you wish it would.

    My best advice is to stock up on benzos and weed. Haloperidol and other things to sleep as well.

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet So why is breast cancer so much more common these days? What are women doing to their boobs that causes this?

    Not using them to feed kids. Women are designed to shit out one kid after another and keep them fed.

    Breast cancer used to be called Nuns disease, as nuns got/get it a lot.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #86
    Ghost Black Hole
    I knew titty sucking was magical healing and not some weird Freudian bullshit
  7. #87
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Another thing that helps is reducing omega 6 and increasing omega 3 oils in your diet. This is related to the recommendation for cod liver oil. So et lots of fish and grass fed butter. Macrobiotic diets are also good for cancer, probably for this reason.

    Cancer should be thought of as a metabolic disease, not just random cell mutations. Modern lifestyles are ultimately most likely to blame for the large increase in cancers of all type we see.

    Cancer of any type is still a big deal and can kill you, and chemo will make you wish it would.

    My best advice is to stock up on benzos and weed. Haloperidol and other things to sleep as well.



    Not using them to feed kids. Women are designed to shit out one kid after another and keep them fed.

    Breast cancer used to be called Nuns disease, as nuns got/get it a lot.

    Not my case. I breast fed my son. I truly think a lot of cancer is genetic. There are certain cancers we can directly affect, like lung, laryngeal, and mouth cancer, from smoking. But I truly have found from experience that it is highly genetic.


    Just my experience from working with many cancer patients.
  8. #88
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's why a lot of people go to a bar and at the end of the night they get drugged and wake up all dazed in a bathtub of warm water and suddenly discover one or more of their organs have been professionally removed while they were out.

    You are so fucking full of shit it's insanity
  9. #89
    Originally posted by Technologist I think I’ll trust modern medicine on this. I’ll probably get a lumpectomy, radiation therapy, then some reconstruction. I’m not completely sure yet, I don’t see my surgeon for 10 days, then I’ll know more. I’m only going by what I read online, but I’ve decided not to read about it anymore. Most medical professionals will tell you not to do that, my general practitioner told me not to when I saw him today, everyone’s experiences are different.

    But I do know I’ll be fine, this is the most common and easiest breast cancer to beat.

    What?? Neither of those things are true... skin cancer is most common and teste cancer is easiest to beat.. What kind of doctor is this?

    "DON'T READ ABOUT CANCER, LISTEN TO MY WRONG ADVICE INSTEAD!"




    Tech: El O' elllllll!!

    I have cancer.

    Hahaaa, don't feel sorry for meeeeeee!!













































    ;)
  10. #90
    I almost didn't read this thread but now I'm glad I did
  11. #91
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    She said the most common BREAST cancer.

    Also they probably just don't want her reading misinformation. I bet doctors deal with A LOT of dumb shit. It also adds to anxiety and hopelessness for a lot of people.
  12. #92
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG I bet doctors deal with A LOT of dumb shit.

    Your's certainly does
  13. #93
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Janny-

    You stole my schtick, bitch!

    Hopefully, being a smartass will help you cope while waiting. Big hug, my friend.
  14. #94
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok so can you please post pictures of your boobies so we can study them for cancer research purposes?

    :)
  15. #95
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #96
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok so can you please post pictures of your boobies so we can study them for cancer research purposes?

    :)

    I would also like to attempt a "diagnosis".
  17. #97
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Srs question mommy, are you afraid of losing your breasts? It's pretty defeminizing. I'd be scared if i had ball cancer. But you're old and wise and married so maybe you don't care as much about that stuff. Or do you? Or maybe not. But possibly?
  18. #98
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG Srs question mommy, are you afraid of losing your breasts? It's pretty defeminizing. I'd be scared if i had ball cancer. But you're old and wise and married so maybe you don't care as much about that stuff. Or do you? Or maybe not. But possibly?

    You should self-publish an audio book on that topic.
  19. #99
    bph
  20. HTS highlight reel
    My cool wine aunt had breast cancer like 10 years ago and she's doing pretty good now. Hope it goes equally well for you. Make sure to smoke lots of medical reefer cigarettes while you can, if that's your thing.
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