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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Seems pretty accurate to me.
  2. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    You win. So many people need to see this.

    My exhusband captured that image at my request. He was offered the choice between that and a green dress. He chose the pink one and lucky it matches his lipatick
  3. Another crackhead bites the dust, an ambulance was here again this morning.
  4. Oh and that chick i met from CL who turned out to be pregnant, a day or 2 after we met up and smoked quite a lot of weed she miscarried. I'm not sure if it was coincidental or if smoking quite a bit had something to do with it....
  5. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Weed didnt cause her to miscarry. I smoked a lot of weed through my entire pregnancy (due to being violently ill if I didnt), among other things and my baby is perfectly healthy and happy.
  6. I know but knowing my luck and year it did. It will just be a coincidence but cant help but feel like it might be a little to do with that. Poor girl.
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I don't consume a lot of news media but for whatever reason I was browsing r/sanfrancisco a little while ago (I know you read this sub sometimes malice, you were the first person I've seen link it) and like half the posts were about murders or rapes or random acts of violence. Going off this shit I'd be fucking terrified to step out of my house. Like a day or two ago I was making a greek salad and realized I didn't have feta. I was kinda drunk at the time so I grabbed my wallet and keys and went down to the nearest store a couple of blocks away to buy some. This was at like 1 in the morning and I was wearing an undershirt and jeans (and I look very white in a not-so-white area) and after a block or two of walking I started to feel kinda exposed, lots of drunks and homeless around, the idea of getting mugged was in my mind. I got to the store, bought my cheese, and on the way back I realized I've been mugged twice since moving up (~5 years ago) here which is kinda high relative to friends which has ended up costing me like a grand total of $30 and less than 20 minutes of my life. Like on this one walk, of the two randos who I interacted with, one wished me a happy holidays and the other asked me for spare change. I live in what's considered to be the most "dangerous" neighborhood in SF. This doesn't even approach the level of "danger" people make out like. I guess it's just an issue of not being evolved to deal with numbers, stats, relative probabilities that make exceptional cases of violence seem imminent but it's sometimes amazing how people will blow things out of proportion. But I guess it's not surprising if the media you consume is all about the worst examples of behaviour we can find in our society. I guess it's hard to write a good news article about how yuppie faggots like me can go get fetta at 1 in the morning without issue but it seems legitimately damaging to occupy your cognitive time with the most negative microtesmial portion of occurring events in a given area.

    Weed didnt cause her to miscarry. I smoked a lot of weed through my entire pregnancy (due to being violently ill if I didnt), among other things and my baby is perfectly healthy and happy.

    So I obviously have no reason to think weed could cause a miscarriage but in personal experience every time I try to use it as an anauseant I end up feeling like total shit. Like I still feel like I need to throw up but can't and end up doing it while wishing I could just so I could be done with the feeling of needing to. Again, not something I think would kill or harm a fetus but I just never understood people who use weed as a treatment for nauseating conditions.
  8. I loving going on overnight benders where I consume 100+ dollars of cough syrup, pot, nitrous, and malt liquor in one sitting. Blow through all cash in about 3 days. Waking up at like 10pm to continue the cycle.
  9. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    255W37O2LMBU

    So I obviously have no reason to think weed could cause a miscarriage but in personal experience every time I try to use it as an anauseant I end up feeling like total shit. Like I still feel like I need to throw up but can't and end up doing it while wishing I could just so I could be done with the feeling of needing to. Again, not something I think would kill or harm a fetus but I just never understood people who use weed as a treatment for nauseating conditions.

    I never understood it either until I was pregnant. Before then it never worked. It also trumped taking some low dose antipsych for nausea because well, its effects were fairly quick compaired to the 20-30 minutes at least it would take for an oral pill and I was smoking some medical grade shit too so that might account for it working as before I only smoked mids. I didnt have that long to wait. When I woke up, it was crutial to smoke from my little one hitter ASAP or Id puke. After smoking I had to eat fruit. 90% of my pregnancy I could only handle fruit. I ate the fuck out of mandrains, clemintines, peaches, grapes, necturines, mangos, bananas, and any other thing I could get my grubby prego hands on. I really couldnt stomach much else most the time. I bought a shit ton of fruit to have on hand and had to eat religiously ever 2 hours and smoke weed every 4-6 or Id be dry heaving or throwing whatever was onmy stomach up. people may bitch at me for it, but I personally think it was better than a low dose antipsychotic medication for nausea and Ive never liked how they make me feel anyway. My baby has progressed with milestones fast than most, he is very social, and in every way a great baby. When he was born I he would eat every 2 hours through out the day, nursing on my tits, but at night he would sleep for 4 hours, wake me up briefly for a titty time while I was still half asleep, go to sleep soon after ans sleep another 4 hours. He is a great child in terms of being patient with me most days. Hes not cranky, he doesnt fuss often, he smiles andbholding him stopps 99% of all his crying that is unrelated to a bottle or diaper change. I am not just trying to just say my child is an angel, but he really is and any other kid would have killed me mentally by now. I know I am suicidal often, but hes not the cause of that, its the other shit that stresses me more that causes that.If anything he has helped me hang on. Now having said all that, had I been able to go without pot my whole pregnancy, I would have. It was simply for the mausea and Id hsve rather of save my money for the baby. After §m£ÂgØLleft for home when he visited I did quit for other reasons in attempt to build up funds for other things. BPHR literally saved my ass because before I got the wax he sent I was completely out of weed or resin tosmoke and got bad nausea and vomitting it showed up at the crutial hour for work and tided me over til I got paid to get an 1/8th. Id have lost my job if not for that miracle. Also, was the first and only time I tried wax.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't consume a lot of news media but for whatever reason I was browsing r/sanfrancisco a little while ago (I know you read this sub sometimes malice, you were the first person I've seen link it) and like half the posts were about murders or rapes or random acts of violence. Going off this shit I'd be fucking terrified to step out of my house. Like a day or two ago I was making a greek salad and realized I didn't have feta. I was kinda drunk at the time so I grabbed my wallet and keys and went down to the nearest store a couple of blocks away to buy some. This was at like 1 in the morning and I was wearing an undershirt and jeans (and I look very white in a not-so-white area) and after a block or two of walking I started to feel kinda exposed, lots of drunks and homeless around, the idea of getting mugged was in my mind. I got to the store, bought my cheese, and on the way back I realized I've been mugged twice since moving up (~5 years ago) here which is kinda high relative to friends which has ended up costing me like a grand total of $30 and less than 20 minutes of my life. Like on this one walk, of the two randos who I interacted with, one wished me a happy holidays and the other asked me for spare change. I live in what's considered to be the most "dangerous" neighborhood in SF. This doesn't even approach the level of "danger" people make out like. I guess it's just an issue of not being evolved to deal with numbers, stats, relative probabilities that make exceptional cases of violence seem imminent but it's sometimes amazing how people will blow things out of proportion. But I guess it's not surprising if the media you consume is all about the worst examples of behaviour we can find in our society. I guess it's hard to write a good news article about how yuppie faggots like me can go get fetta at 1 in the morning without issue but it seems legitimately damaging to occupy your cognitive time with the most negative microtesmial portion of occurring events in a given area.

    Mugger's wallet: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Mugger's-Wallet
    Maybe a fake decoy phone as well. Not necessarily much of a hassle if you have extra space, a spare pocket with enough room.
  11. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Ive heard toomuch about people complying with muggers/stores being hit up and they still getting shot and killed. A guy who worked at the gasstation where I camped at (wed stop to get smokes and snack and stuff so knew him halfway decent) got robbed by a bunch of methheads (not that it matters but) who lived a few blocks away. He was paralyzed and all fucked up. I will never comply with being mugged or robbed at work for the simple fact that Ill be damned if I do their demands AND still get shot and/or killed. Fuck that.
  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^yeah its fucked up I just started a new job at pizza place downtown. Ive actually made some good money considering what kind of work it is. But it's next to a block thats mostly niggers. Everytime I walked out to my car with pizzas I have black dudes saying hey white chocolate gimme a slice!

    Yesterday A black dude grabbed a soda and I was like lemme ring that up for you. And he said "its two dollas" threw it on the counter and walked out. I think my boss is kind of a pussy as he allows the instore clientele to be 2/3rds black ppl coming in for free water/ice/ use the bathroom.Hes from new jersey so I guess he's used to that kind of stuff.

    You should becareful though hydromorphone, just because someone complies doesnt meant hey will be killed anyways, you can get yourself a lot quicker not complying. I don't know if you pack heat or not but thats still a crazy variable to put into it all.

    I much rather give all the stores money away (since my employers are faggots anyways) then get killed trying to be a billy badass for a corporation. Hell thats what the pigs are for.
  13. A smackhead just beat me at chess oh god this is embarrassing.
  14. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Well, I can no longer say that I haven't used IV drugs. Not bad. Not bad at all.
  15. You should feel ashamed.
  16. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Well how has everyone been?
  17. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Well how has everyone been?


    Good, how about yourself?
  18. For the second time, I've gotten some unmarked pills that give me an effect like an opiate. I've never heard of illicitly pressed heroin pills, and if it was an opiate pharm, it would have some markings on it. Instead it's just like a crudely pressed white pill. What might I be taking, if it isn't just some melatonin placebo or some garbage?


  19. they look similar to this
  20. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Shoot them and see what happens, splo.

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