2019-07-16 at 1:02 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
It would run at people's doors headfirst and barge through the wood and eat at least one person before it was pined down by the villagers.
2019-07-16 at 1:44 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Or it would leap onto the roof and slide down the chimney and eat everyone inside the home. And since alligators can reach a top speed of 19.9 mph, during short bursts, those people wouldn't have much of a chance.
2019-07-16 at 2:31 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Dude no clue but AlLiGaytors are scary.
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