What would happen if you fed shrooms to an alliGAYtor????

1. 2019-07-16 at 12:59 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I guessing nothing good.
   
   Anyone from Florida like to enlighten me?
2. 2019-07-16 at 1:02 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It would run at people's doors headfirst and barge through the wood and eat at least one person before it was pined down by the villagers.
3. 2019-07-16 at 1:03 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Why do you ask?
4. 2019-07-16 at 1:09 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Erekshun Why do you ask?

   
   I saw that pic on another forum and was like uh I'm going to post this on Niggas.
5. 2019-07-16 at 1:44 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Or it would leap onto the roof and slide down the chimney and eat everyone inside the home. And since alligators can reach a top speed of 19.9 mph, during short bursts, those people wouldn't have much of a chance.
6. 2019-07-16 at 2:31 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Dude no clue but AlLiGaytors are scary.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG
7. 2019-07-16 at 2:36 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/npr2.12011&ved=2ahUKEwiMso3ysrjjAhVBQ80KHUtmAnQQFjABegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw12PRVdHbDlPUYKWFFCvLz2
   
   They seem to have 5ht2a receptors. I don't know what this would mean exactly, but its interesting nonetheless.