People think my girlfriend is my mother.

1. 2019-07-15 at 10:14 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks People think my girlfriend is my daughter.
   
   I mean, they're right, but it's none of their damn business.

   
   My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday. I told her that's a big word for an 8 year old.
2. 2019-07-15 at 10:44 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hilariously enough, people thought my mother was my girlfriend when I was a teenager, and whenever I go anywhere with my sister people think she's my girlfriend
3. 2019-07-15 at 10:53 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   kinda hawt