Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

1. 2019-07-14 at 5:36 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   You see, it used to get cold outside.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Common De-mominator, 
   • Lanny
2. 2019-07-14 at 5:39 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   And women would have to exchange sexual favors or freeze to death but thanks to global warming these bitches are getting too comfortable.
   
   They no longer need our warm body hair
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WellHung
3. 2019-07-14 at 6:04 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Important: climate change means colder winters too. So don't worry about HTS leaving you for some eskimo
4. 2019-07-14 at 6:38 AM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Oh! We're having a heatwave, a tropical heatwave
   The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising
5. 2019-07-14 at 7:02 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by GGG So don't worry about HTS leaving you for some eskimo

   
   bet
6. 2019-07-14 at 8:52 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   they will now come for your climate control unit.
7. 2019-07-14 at 9:11 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Important: climate change means colder winters too. So don't worry about HTS leaving you for some eskimo

   
   why does it mean colder winters?
8. 2019-07-14 at 9:12 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   One day we'll all be speaking Chinese anyway.
   
   
   
9. 2019-07-14 at 9:32 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian One day we'll all be speaking Chinese anyway.
   
   
   

   
   🤨🤔
10. 2019-07-14 at 9:50 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    I can't see your emoji
11. 2019-07-14 at 10:01 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    it is a frown. Although you could very well be right. You think China would beat the US in a war? They certainly got many more expendable bodies.
12. 2019-07-14 at 10:06 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    A Pyrrhic victory of sorts.
13. 2019-07-14 at 1:43 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Octavian One day we'll all be speaking Chinese anyway.
    
    
    

    
    对
14. 2019-07-14 at 1:45 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung it is a frown. Although you could very well be right. You think China would beat the US in a war? They certainly got many more expendable bodies.

    
    They can't even build their own aircraft carrier, they only have one, and it's powered by diesel.
15. 2019-07-14 at 1:48 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by WellHung it is a frown. Although＝ you could very well be right. You think China would beat the US andin a war? They certainly got many more expendable bodies.

    
    不，中国更好
16. 2019-07-14 at 2:57 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They can't even build their own aircraft carrier, they only have one, and it's powered by diesel.

    
    aircraft carrier means targets for ballistic missiles.
17. 2019-07-14 at 2:58 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They can't even build their own aircraft carrier, they only have one, and it's powered by diesel.

    
    
18. 2019-07-14 at 2:58 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG 不，中国更好

    
    pls stop mollesting my language.
19. 2019-07-14 at 3:20 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny pls stop mollesting my language.

    
    Shut the fuck up. I've literally posted stuff from textbooks and you say the same shit. You don't know Chinese.
20. 2019-07-14 at 3:25 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Shut the fuck up. I've literally posted stuff from textbooks and you say the same shit. You don't know Chinese.

    
    that'd be like saying
    
    china good,
    
    orange man bad.