I applied for 50 jobs and most of them want to hire me

1. 2019-07-11 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #321
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Ghost You're just mad because you're a stupid wagecuck that has to wake up early to pay off your bills for frivolous purchases like boats and recreational vehicles that you never use.
   
   I'm a millenial that doesn't own property or drive which means I pay less bills per month than most people so I can save more money. And I'm not some retard that buys a boat or an RV either so I know I can make smart decisions with my money

   
   triggered
2. 2019-07-12 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #322
   

   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost You're just mad because you're a stupid wagecuck that has to wake up early to pay off your bills for frivolous purchases like boats and recreational vehicles that you never use.
   
   I'm a MOON PERSON that doesn't own property or drive which means I pay less bills per month than most people so I can save more money. And I'm not some retard that buys a boat or an RV either so I know I can make smart decisions with my money

   
   Having a boat might make you one of the survivors in the endgame.. You shoot out to sea with stored food and drinks and live off of fishing and a desalination aboard.. you can anchor for months.. perhaps a year. come back and see a sea of deluge and dead corpses.. now pick the finest house on the block to own.
   
   You better find the surviving to try and be civilized though.. you can't be your own doctor even if you are one.. unless you're that hardcore mother fucker from the Antarctic who took his own appendage out.
3. 2019-07-12 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #323
   

   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I don't know what it is about my area but I almost always have to give directions back to my place once we get into my neighborhood when I take uber or lyft
   
   lyft seems to do it more often though

   
   Isn't there a funny cartoon version of this that some animator did?
4. 2019-07-12 at 1:10 PM UTC

   #324
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   If it's the endgame I will just find any old upper middle class person with a boat and because I live in Canada they won't have guns or even a knife so I can just Hotwire it and drive away
5. 2019-07-12 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #325
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Ghost If it's the endgame I will just find any old upper middle class person with a boat and because I live in Canada they won't have guns or even a knife so I can just Hotwire it and drive away

   
   you're so full of shit
6. 2019-07-12 at 8:21 PM UTC

   #326
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   What are they gonna do outrun a boat?
7. 2019-07-12 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #327
   

   toz African Astronaut
   how does one sound out perfidy
   
   purrr fidy (like fifty) ?
8. 2019-07-12 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #328
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Ghost If it's the endgame I will just find any old upper middle class person with a boat and because I live in Canada they won't have guns or even a knife so I can just Hotwire it and drive away

   
   Is there a bus stop near the marina.
9. 2019-07-13 at 7:33 AM UTC

   #329
   

   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Is there a bus stop near the marina.

   
   ouch!
   
   
   But hey, Scron/Ghost. Did you get a Job yet? how is it. Does it pay well. Why dont you just uber to work now that you make money. unless the bus is pretty much a point A to Point B drop off. I loath the bus as much as having a pack of external haemorrhoids
10. 2019-07-13 at 7:37 AM UTC

    #330
    

    toz African Astronaut
    Actually.. I just saw the newer AC/Transit in Oakland. They have double decker buses now (like in London but no open top) and they say free wifi on them.
    
    and they're kind of interesting because the seats are elevated with a step up from the isle itself. and they're clean. I did take one a few years back that was older but still way more modern than the ones I remember as a kid going through Oakland.
    
    My friend Marc purchased a cassett rap tape from Too $hort when we got on the wrong bus at the Fruitvale station.
    
    I wonder if he still has it. funny music.. very cool. I like his last album a lot too.
11. 2019-07-13 at 7:39 AM UTC

    #331
    

    toz African Astronaut
    Also Marcdink whatever where is he now.
    
    last time I recall something about living at a Je'wish Temple house.
    
    My guess one of you know where the fuck he is.
12. 2019-07-13 at 12:24 PM UTC

    #332
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Is there a bus stop near the marina.

    
    Union station is like 5 minutes from lake ontario
13. 2019-07-13 at 12:28 PM UTC

    #333
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Ghost what's the deal? You made this thread a long time ago. You didn't decide to take any of the jobs?
14. 2019-07-13 at 12:38 PM UTC

    #334
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I turned them all down.
    
    I have been doing other stuff though like getting signed up for school in september and im getting a forklift drivers license this month. I'm still applying at places
    
    I just want an easy job working at a grocery store or something.
15. 2019-07-13 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #335
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Ghost I turned them all down.
    
    I have been doing other stuff though like getting signed up for school in september and im getting a forklift drivers license this month. I'm still applying at places
    
    I just want an easy job working at a grocery store or something.

    
    that's cool. Whatever works for you... i just want u to be happy.
16. 2019-07-13 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #336
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by toz I loath the bus as much as having a pack of external haemorrhoids

    
    Lolwut
17. 2019-07-13 at 7:29 PM UTC

    #337
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Ghost I turned them all down.
    
    I have been doing other stuff though like getting signed up for school in september and im getting a forklift drivers license this month. I'm still applying at places
    
    I just want an easy job working at a grocery store or something.

    
    You should apply at the fudge factory.
18. 2019-07-13 at 8:09 PM UTC

    #338
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Ghost Union station is like 5 minutes from lake ontario

    
    To bad none of the buses would be running in that scenario. Guess you will have to walk.
19. 2019-07-13 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #339
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You should apply at the fudge factory.

    
    Wow haha so fucking funny a fudge packer goddamn never heard this before fucking kill yourself.