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  1. #21
    i remember this one time in college i was studying in this room you could go to that would have tutors there that could help you if you got stuck on something. there was this group of like 5 chinese dudes and a girl at the next table all studying and the girl was like heavily flirting with all of them and clearly wanted dick like RIGHT NOW and all the chinese guys were just ignoring her to study. i had a gf at the time but if i hadn't i was about to just go over there and just be like alright lets go and watch them all go back to their hw
  2. #22
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i remember this one time in college i was studying in this room you could go to that would have tutors there that could help you if you got stuck on something. there was this group of like 5 chinese dudes and a girl at the next table all studying and the girl was like heavily flirting with all of them and clearly wanted dick like RIGHT NOW and all the chinese guys were just ignoring her to study. i had a gf at the time but if i hadn't i was about to just go over there and just be like alright lets go and watch them all go back to their hw

    Chinks and Indians get off on doing homework, and learning. That's their vice. That and tobacco.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by WellHung Chinks and Indians get off on doing homework, and learning. That's their vice. That and tobacco.

    dude she was fucking sexy too. i woulda torn that shit up and she seemed like the type that would cum like 5 times. she even appealed to me at one point and tried to draw me in the conversation with her FROM THE OTHER TABLE and i humored her for a sec but didn't want to get myself in any shit with the gf. now i regret it. but probably if i woulda fucked her she would have got pregnant and my life would be ruined so i at the same time i don't regret it. NO RAGRETS
  4. #24
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Only cucks toss the dick out for desperate pussy. It's fair game if she.wasnt dogging you though, but if she was dogging them they would have been fools to accept.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Only cucks toss the dick out for desperate pussy. It's fair game if she.wasnt dogging you though, but if she was dogging them they would have been fools to accept.

    generally i agree but this chick was not desperate because she wouldn't be able to get any, she was like a 7 or 8/10 and just like 20 years old and horny as fuck. she just couldn't get any because the chinese kids were too cucked and anxious about being disowned by their family to have premarital sex (that's basically how most of my school was)
  6. #26
    you know those faggots coulda went and smashed for a couple hours if they really wanted to then came back and studied. it's not like they weren't gonna stay up all night playing video games wasting their time after studying anyways
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  7. #27
    in asian your family cucks you but in american you cuck your family
  8. #28
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Only cucks toss the dick out for desperate pussy. It's fair game if she.wasnt dogging you though, but if she was dogging them they would have been fools to accept.

    Dogging them probly isn't the right word. Some guys just don't know how to read the signs...or don't care.
  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Only cucks toss the dick out for desperate pussy. It's fair game if she.wasnt dogging you though, but if she was dogging them they would have been fools to accept.

    I would have no qualms whatsoever about hitting it. It's not gonna make the sex any less gratifying or enjoyable. The end justifies the means, in this case. You just want a chick to play games with you n tease you? why?
  10. #30
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    他们都有男朋友。
  11. #31
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I would have no qualms whatsoever about hitting it. It's not gonna make the sex any less gratifying or enjoyable. The end justifies the means, in this case. You just want a chick to play games with you n tease you? why?

    Enjoy cock rot.
  12. #32
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Enjoy cock rot.

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  13. #33
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Enjoy cock rot.

    lmao nobody at my school had std's.

    that being said, this bitch would not have fucked mattchew
  14. #34
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lmao nobody at my school had std's.

    That sounds like the exact type of thing you'd say right before you caught crabs
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator That sounds like the exact type of thing you'd say right before you caught crabs

    aren't crabs technically like a little bug tho and not really an std?
  16. #36
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you should cosplay as an actual jar of her bath water
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  17. #37
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III aren't crabs technically like a little bug tho and not really an std?

    Change it to syphilis
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