2019-07-11 at 1:44 PM UTC
I just alienate everyone in my life, that way I don't need to send any messages and the cost is $0.
2019-07-11 at 1:48 PM UTC
I just pilfer from everyone in my life, so the cost is -$5 per visit
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2019-07-12 at 12:49 AM UTC
yall niggas stupid, iphones are for white girls who spend all day refreshing instagram
2019-07-12 at 1:03 AM UTC
Mine is an ipod touch
Reason I got it was because they're allowed at work and I can just connect it to my phone's WiFi and basically be on my phone all day with no one being any wiser
2019-07-12 at 1:10 AM UTC
Who the shit buys an iPod touch in 2019
2019-07-16 at 12:09 AM UTC
I got the new Walkman it's a good boy
2019-07-18 at 12:07 PM UTC
I hate waking up dehydrated and having to drink so much water in the morning.
2019-07-18 at 12:20 PM UTC
Man I fuckin love drinking water, you're a stupid motherfucker
2019-07-18 at 8:36 PM UTC
I don't remember the last time I drank actual plain old water. Months ago.
Coffee and diet coke is what sustains me.
EDIT: The occasional cup of tea if I'm feeling British.
2019-07-18 at 9:15 PM UTC
Don't drink aspartame or sugar.
2019-07-19 at 6:46 PM UTC
I still miss having an iPod, the scroll wheel was a very satisfying method of contol