I just spent half a month's rent on a glorified MP3 Player

1. 2019-07-11 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I just alienate everyone in my life, that way I don't need to send any messages and the cost is $0.
2. 2019-07-11 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just pilfer from everyone in my life, so the cost is -$5 per visit
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
3. 2019-07-11 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist

   
   
   
   suits you better.
4. 2019-07-12 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #24
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   yall niggas stupid, iphones are for white girls who spend all day refreshing instagram
5. 2019-07-12 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Mine is an ipod touch
   
   Reason I got it was because they're allowed at work and I can just connect it to my phone's WiFi and basically be on my phone all day with no one being any wiser
6. 2019-07-12 at 1:10 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Who the shit buys an iPod touch in 2019
7. 2019-07-12 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Perfect for my purposes
8. 2019-07-12 at 4:15 AM UTC

   #28
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Mine is an ipod touch
   
   Reason I got it was because they're allowed at work and I can just connect it to my phone's WiFi and basically be on my phone all day with no one being any wiser

   
   that's smart
9. 2019-07-16 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #29
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Folks, I'm not normally a fan of Apple but their music players are the best

   
   They haven't been the best since they dropped the iPod Classic line.
10. 2019-07-16 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I got the new Walkman it's a good boy
11. 2019-07-18 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet They haven't been the best since they dropped the iPod Classic line.

    
    I wanted one of those or a nano but the touch was only a few dollars more so I got it
12. 2019-07-18 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #32
    WellHung Black Hole
    I hate waking up dehydrated and having to drink so much water in the morning.
13. 2019-07-18 at 12:20 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Man I fuckin love drinking water, you're a stupid motherfucker
14. 2019-07-18 at 12:27 PM UTC

    #34
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Man I fuckin love drinking water, you're a stupid motherfucker

    
    ok
15. 2019-07-18 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I don't remember the last time I drank actual plain old water. Months ago.
    
    Coffee and diet coke is what sustains me.
    
    EDIT: The occasional cup of tea if I'm feeling British.
16. 2019-07-18 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #36
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I just hum or whistle, it's free and the playlist is endless.

    
    
    
    
    Along with those voices in your head.
17. 2019-07-18 at 9:12 PM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't remember the last time I drank actual plain old water. Months ago.
    
    Coffee and diet coke is what sustains me.
    
    EDIT: The occasional cup of tea if I'm feeling British.

    
    What the fuck
18. 2019-07-18 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Don't drink aspartame or sugar.
19. 2019-07-19 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #39
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I wanted one of those or a nano but the touch was only a few dollars more so I got it

    
    Personally I would have went for the classic simply because the hard drive space shits on any iPod touch, and you aren't at risk of shattering the screen, but the reality of it is I haven't downloaded an album in 13 years.
20. 2019-07-19 at 6:46 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I still miss having an iPod, the scroll wheel was a very satisfying method of contol