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What do you do when people tailgate you?

  1. #61
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Pretend to be pulling in anyway. Ireland is a small country, and it could be someone that I know, or someone that I will meet just down the road.

    or a provo with an ak


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  2. #62
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by toz (except that back up into tree.. not my fucking fault)

    lolwut, you backed into a tree and you don't think it was your fault.

    was it the trees fault?


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  3. #63
    Technologist victim of incest
    I pulled out into traffic the other day. There was a guy coming up behind me about 4 blocks back. I had plenty of room to pull out, but the guy didn’t like that I pulled out in front of him, so he speeds way up so he’s on my ass. This is on a busy road where the speed limit is 35, but everyone goes 40-45. When he got on my ass, I slowed it down to 35, (the speed limit), put on cruise control, and made him wait. Poor fucker got the hint and backed off. Wouldn’t even look at me when we were side by side at a traffic light😂
  4. #64
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by L41n I don't know, that's my uber drivers problem not mine.

    Don't ever plan on driving a vehicle again? That loss of freedom would suck.
  5. #65
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist I pulled out into traffic the other day. There was a guy coming up behind me about 4 blocks back. I had plenty of room to pull out, but the guy didn’t like that I pulled out in front of him, so he speeds way up so he’s on my ass. This is on a busy road where the speed limit is 35, but everyone goes 40-45. When he got on my ass, I slowed it down to 35, (the speed limit), put on cruise control, and made him wait. Poor fucker got the hint and backed off. Wouldn’t even look at me when we were side by side at a traffic light😂

    Nice. He was all bark and no bite
  6. #66
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist lolwut, you backed into a tree and you don't think it was your fault.

    was it the trees fault?


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    An earthquake caused the tree to move into his vehicle.👍
  7. #67
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Admin I'm trying to save money.

    I am planning an free trip to Vegas soon though. I've collected a bunch of gift cards for a certain airline and of course Hotels.com.

    Your scam will be detected eventually. Enjoy it while it lasts 👍
  8. #68
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Pretend to be pulling in anyway. Ireland is a small country, and it could be someone that I know, or someone that I will meet just down the road.

    Pretend to be pulling in any way? huh?
  9. #69
    Originally posted by NARCassist lolwut, you backed into a tree and you don't think it was your fault.

    was it the trees fault?


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    I, too, am curious about this.
  10. #70
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    masturbate furiously
  11. #71
    Laugh at the fact that they're putting their own vehicle/insurance in jeopardy while not understanding that their tailgating me will not make the person in front of me go any faster
  12. #72
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by NARCassist lolwut, you backed into a tree and you don't think it was your fault.

    was it the trees fault?

    that reminds me of my fucking aunt

    she barely speaks any english now and this happened like 20 years ago so...

    she drove into a tree. I think the story was she wasn't paying attention, yelling at kids in the back or something, took a corner too late and hit a tree. she had my dad call her insurance company and explain it, but she had to come in and fill out a form. in the 'draw how the accident occurred' box where you're supposed to show the direction you were traveling etc... she drew a picture of a fucking tree.
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  13. #73
    My favorite is when people "tailgate" me on my motorcycle through the center of town. And it's ALWAYS a BMW.

    Do they not realize that whenever I decide I want an upgrade all I have to do is slam on my brakes? A 25mph rear end collision won't hurt me

    I'm not going to speed while we're passing the literal police station you fucking imbeciles

    What's funny is, whenever I wear my helmet cam, surrounding drivers don't act anywhere near as stupid
  14. #74
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Press the red button that drops tacks all over the road.
  15. #75
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Obbe Press the red button that drops tacks all over the road.

    Would be cool!
  16. #76
    Originally posted by Erekshun Did I already ask what part of SC? I am on the coast.

    I'm upstate
  17. #77
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I'm upstate

    Appalachia baby!😍
  18. #78
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 If your vehicle needs to be replaced because of too many mechanical problems or even if you're just sick of it and you can brake hard enough for the other vehicle to total out your car, you can get the Blue Book value of your vehicle. The insurance company will usually even let you keep your old vehicle to try to fix, sell or scrap.

    On the other hand, there is the possibility of personal injury to yourself or the other driver in this maneuver. Possibly even their passengers, if any. You would (or should) feel really bad if you ended up injuring the child of a harried single mom running late to work but rushing to get her toddler to day care.

    If your car is totaled you don't get to keep unless you pay the buyback price to the insurance company. As usual you are wrong.
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  19. #79
    Originally posted by Technologist I pulled out into traffic the other day. There was a guy coming up behind me about 4 blocks back. I had plenty of room to pull out, but the guy didn’t like that I pulled out in front of him, so he speeds way up so he’s on my ass. This is on a busy road where the speed limit is 35, but everyone goes 40-45. When he got on my ass, I slowed it down to 35, (the speed limit), put on cruise control, and made him wait. Poor fucker got the hint and backed off. Wouldn’t even look at me when we were side by side at a traffic light😂

    He was probably completely unaware of you but your paranoid self assumed all the above. I've had people beside me honking and yelling to get my attention and then when I've rolled my window down they've been yelling things like "what now motherfucker? huh huh! you wont even look at me"...I've had no fucking clue what they were talking about lololol
  20. #80
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He was probably completely unaware of you but your paranoid self assumed all the above. I've had people beside me honking and yelling to get my attention and then when I've rolled my window down they've been yelling things like "what now motherfucker? huh huh! you wont even look at me"…I've had no fucking clue what they were talking about lololol

    doesn't sound like you pay too much attention to your driving.


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