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If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?

  1. #21
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I have been busted with xanax, pseudophedrine, weed, bundy and the cops let me keep it all.

    ^^I got busted with an ounce of weed and 50 homemade 2 mg alprazolam capsules when I was 19. I told the cops the capsules were niacin for my parent's drug test, and they wrote me a ticket for the weed and went home.
  2. #22
    Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie Obstruction of justice, because they're not getting the password to my encrypted things.

    I always wonder what if you really don't know the password. I've made tons of encrypted drives to put VMs and the like on and then promptly forgot the password. Seems like it could be a good defense to collect hundreds of encrypted drives. It's also a more convenient secure deletion method to simply change an encryption password so it's totally plausible.
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Merlin I always wonder what if you really don't know the password. I've made tons of encrypted drives to put VMs and the like on and then promptly forgot the password. Seems like it could be a good defense to collect hundreds of encrypted drives. It's also a more convenient secure deletion method to simply change an encryption password so it's totally plausible.

    they'd probably get a warrant to take your stuff and then get one of their leet hackers to crack the code
  4. #24
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Probably a lot. Lulz.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by CASPER Probably a lot. Lulz.

    ^^ i thought you were dead
  6. #26
    Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby they'd probably get a warrant to take your stuff and then get one of their leet hackers to crack the code

    They wouldn't be able to crack one let alone hundreds (unless you used a shitty passphrase).
  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by greenplastic ^^ everyone who posted here is a fed

    i knew you'd say something like that. you fed.
  8. #28
    harassment
    sexual harassment
    death threats
    shoplifting
    domestic violence

    not right this second but in a proper timeframe

    nothing major though, you'd have to try really hard
  9. #29
    bling bling Dark Matter
    cops come to my house looking 4 isis they dont do shit
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm sorry sir, it's been brought to my attention that you are in the unlawful possession of...BEING FREAKIN'AWESOME!!

  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol im wearing those same boxers right now except with a hole in them with my penis sticky out


  12. #32
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    notice how the picture has found its way behind you yet again.
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^notice how i noticed you'd say that. =)

    my girlfriends been wanting to rearrange my furniture. but hey im a guy im straight and forward and im stuck in my ways lol

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-20T06:42:19.057286+00:00
  14. #34
    star90 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol im wearing those same boxers right now except with a hole in them with my penis sticky out


    wow.. you're actually kinda hot...
  15. #35
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ^ ban
  16. #36
    star90 Yung Blood
    ???
  17. #37
    bling bling Dark Matter
    M to F
  18. #38
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Possession of paraphernalia and possibly schedule VI if they count seeds (which they probably would).

    That is, if they can find it. I'm all about my hidey holes.
  19. #39
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by star90 wow.. you're actually kinda hot…


    shut the fuck up you fucking queer
  20. #40
    star90 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Lanny shut the fuck up you fucking queer

    I'm a girl. Are you going to be okay with that?
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