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  1. #61
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Number13 Yeah I'm pretty fucked

    Your avatar makes it even more depressing. I can just imagine you being in total isolation for years on end, hoping for that perfect romance that will allow you to flourish and finally truly change everything, but of course it never happens IRL.
  2. #62
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Malice Your avatar makes it even more depressing. I can just imagine you being in total isolation for years on end, hoping for that perfect romance that will allow you to flourish and finally truly change everything, but of course it never happens IRL.

    Yup pretty much exactly that, it's depressing for me too but I don't mind, I'm just gonna better myself for now.

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Meth will cure your anxiety. Do it a few times and you are cured for life, same with MDMA.

    No money, no job, no meth, still have teeth though ;_;
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  3. #63
    How do you live without a bank account? Don't you get any benefits?
  4. #64
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by reject How do you live without a bank account? Don't you get any benefits?

    I live with my parents, I',m only 19 so I'm not the worst there is, would kill myself if I was older than 25 though.

  5. #65
    Originally posted by Number13 Yup pretty much exactly that, it's depressing for me too but I don't mind, I'm just gonna better myself for now.



    No money, no job, no meth, still have teeth though ;_;

    Get neetbucks and use it to buy bitcoins.
  6. #66
    Originally posted by Number13 I live with my parents, I',m only 19 so I'm not the worst there is, would kill myself if I was older than 25 though.

    You may as well open a bank account and start claiming UC or try to get DLA/pip. You'd have your own money, it'd be a step in the right direction.

    Take my advice how you will, I'm one of those over 25 people who should probably kill themselves
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  7. #67
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Y'all niggas need a women.

    A good woman is a helluva motivator.
  8. #68
    To kill yourself quicker
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  9. #69
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Y'all niggas need a women.

    A good woman is a helluva motivator.

    No female is this much fun

  10. #70
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Y'all niggas need a women.

    A good woman is a helluva motivator.

    a good motivator for what? lol
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  12. #72
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Every long term relationship I've been in has either been a lot of work that ultimately amounts to nothing or a big timesink that might be fun but sure isn't productive.

    Women are kinda gay tbqhfam
  13. #73
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^yeah I care about the girl I've been seeing, but I know what you mean. I wouldn't say you should put in minimal effort but as my attorney once told me, the most productive times in his life were when he was single and was able to grow as a person, now he has a wife and two daughters.

    but hampthetoker saying "you need a woman, a good woman is a hellava motivator" sounds pretty camp as fuck. If you cant motivate yourself in life and you think a "woman" will. Then that's pretty sad.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-23T05:48:04.031293+00:00
  14. #74
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Every long term relationship I've been in has either been a lot of work that ultimately amounts to nothing or a big timesink that might be fun but sure isn't productive.

    Women are kinda gay tbqhfam

    Women, who needs them. A sleepover with the right male friend, using the right combination of drugs, will have your desires satisfied far better than a woman ever could.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2016-12-23T07:35:10.674346+00:00
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  15. #75
    The first trick is in finding a woman who *can* motivate you. One who pushes you to be a better person. Someone you can be with for years and never quite grow sick of. These people exist, but if you're a piece of shit scumbag like most of you are, you'll never find such a woman because they're all off dating more productive, awesome people.

    The second trick is to not have kids. Ever.
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  16. #76
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I have been quite curious as to what kind of women lanny has been attracted to, what his relationships have been like. This makes me feel good, it aligns with my beliefs on the inferiority of the female gender.
  17. #77
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Discount Whore The second trick is to not have kids. Ever.

    Very good advice, I recommend everybody receive a vasectomy as soon as possible. Having children is one of the worst mistakes you can make and most immoral things you can do.
  18. #78
    Originally posted by Malice Very good advice, I recommend everybody receive a vasectomy as soon as possible. Having children is one of the worst mistakes you can make and most immoral things you can do.

    Why an immoral mistake? I have nothing against people who have kids.
  19. #79
    Merlin Houston
    My desire to find a girl comes and goes, without a doubt I do want kids. Humanity is a scourge that's destroying the planet and I'd feel like shit if I didn't do my part to contribute the destruction. There's no real end game so who cares. There is nothing noble about having a vasectomy, it is as virtuous as driving a Tesla to and from your corporate job.
  20. #80
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Malice Women, who needs them. A sleepover with the right male friend, using the right combination of drugs, will have your desires satisfied far better than a woman ever could.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2016-12-23T07:35:10.674346+00:00

    or in your case a cat to fuck in the tight lil pussy and nootropics
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