I go to the sports bar over by the uni, She's fucking hott. She has blonde dread locks, a nose ring, and a cute snaggle tooth that drives me wild. She brought me a shot on the house and I said "thanks chicken.." and she was like "what do you mean by chicken?!" and I was like "chicken as in chick as in the female persuasion.." and we had a good laugh.
man I'm so lonely.. but hey thats how it goes sometimes.. I've always been somewhat of a loner, a rebel.. a bad boy with a heart of gold and a penchant for chickens, wings, whiskey, and black sabbath, things a small hat could never truly enjoy.
She's like the equivalent to my burger king queen, she thought I was screwed and only thought about food but when I looked her deep in the eyes I left her know I wanted more than a burger and fries.
I've also been eating spice wings every other day from dominos along with a philly cheese steak sandwhich and some shiner black to flush it all down! I've probably consumed about 50 chicken wings in the last 7 days and about 5 quails at work.
Originally posted by Octavian
My dick was getting hard till you said she had a snaggletooth. There is no way I could fuck a girl with one of them.
But smash it anyway, whatever helps I guess.
lol, i think a snaggle tooth is just like a mole or something like q beauty mark, its about the whole package i guess but I do know a lot of gonts like you that see it that way. I was talking to this one dude in jail and he was going on about how the girl could be perfect in every way but one thing will throw him off.. i guess I'm kinda like that about certain things also lol
I guess it depends on the severity of the snaggletooth, I rather take this girl with the snaggletooth over AOC with a horse mouth and shitty personality that some gonts seem to adore.
i once dated a girl that was really sweet to me and thin and really beautiful she was jamacian black mixed w whyte but it through me off when she showed me she had 2 rows of a teeth lol.. she said her dad would call her the nephelim, I ent up screwing that up even though I let her come back
Originally posted by L41n
How good are the wings? Will it be a big loss if you can't go back there after inevitably creeping her out?
Lol I'm not going to creep her out plus even if I was too they still have to serve me, I'm not doing anything illegal and its not my problem if they are creeped out, a lot of girls like getting back handed for the attention so they have it coming
girls come onto me first because I look really unassuming. I've had to girls randomly text me asking to hang this week, sorry but not sorry that I'm not like you
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I'm not doing anything illegal and its not my problem if they are creeped out, a lot of girls like getting back handed for the attention so they have it coming
spoken like a true creep
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Originally posted by L41n
Lets all meet at the sports bar over by the uni, get some wings and save this girl from making a tragic mistake, if she even actually exists.
