What do you do when people tailgate you?

1. 2019-07-08 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   I slow my speed down to a crawl and I Frequently look up into the rear view mirror and smile a mile wide and laugh.
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2. 2019-07-08 at 4:05 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   If your vehicle needs to be replaced because of too many mechanical problems or even if you're just sick of it and you can brake hard enough for the other vehicle to total out your car, you can get the Blue Book value of your vehicle. The insurance company will usually even let you keep your old vehicle to try to fix, sell or scrap.
   
   On the other hand, there is the possibility of personal injury to yourself or the other driver in this maneuver. Possibly even their passengers, if any. You would (or should) feel really bad if you ended up injuring the child of a harried single mom running late to work but rushing to get her toddler to day care.
3. 2019-07-08 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 If your vehicle needs to be replaced because of too many mechanical problems or even if you're just sick of it and you can brake hard enough for the other vehicle to total out your car, you can get the Blue Book value of your vehicle. The insurance company will usually even let you keep your old vehicle to try to fix, sell or scrap.
   
   On the other hand, there is the possibility of personal injury to yourself or the other driver in this maneuver. Possibly even their passengers, if any. You would (or should) feel really bad if you ended up injuring the child of a harried single mom running late to work but rushing to get her toddler to day care.

   
   Then why even recommend that idea?
4. 2019-07-08 at 6:11 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   It might be your child?
   
   lol
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   • WellHung
5. 2019-07-08 at 6:12 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 It might be your child?
   
   lol

   
   🤨
6. 2019-07-08 at 6:14 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   get out of the way
7. 2019-07-08 at 8:08 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I'm usually just like "go around me then you pussy" and / or just stop looking in the mirror forget about them.
8. 2019-07-08 at 8:11 PM UTC

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   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Then why even recommend that idea?

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by WellHung HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
   Then why even recommend that idea?

9. 2019-07-09 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Normally I'll just ignore them but if I feel like doing something, it's usually this
   
   

   Originally posted by WellHung I slow my speed down to a crawl and I Frequently look up into the rear view mirror and smile a mile wide and laugh.

10. 2019-07-09 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #10
    

    toz African Astronaut
    Why do anything different. am I supposed to stop putting on makeup just because someone is riding my ass" -Lanny
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11. 2019-07-09 at 6:16 AM UTC

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    toz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Normally I'll just ignore them but if I feel like doing something, it's usually this

    
    Shit at first I thought you meant you would Limbo for them.
12. 2019-07-09 at 6:37 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    People don't usually tailgate me, and I can think of multiple reasons for this.
    
    If they do, I just accelerate past the limit and then downshift to slow down when they catch up. I also come to a complete stop at stop signs, letting the body roll pass and everything, even waiting a second after that.
13. 2019-07-09 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #13
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 If your vehicle needs to be replaced because of too many mechanical problems or even if you're just sick of it and you can brake hard enough for the other vehicle to total out your car

    
    
    I have a dashcam, "break checking" will result in the insurance company refusing to pay you.
14. 2019-07-09 at 12:13 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why the hell do you have to tailgate people though? It accomplishes nothing.
    
    And they could always say a dog ran out in front of them or some shit
15. 2019-07-09 at 5:01 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I lean the seat all the way back and chill all trill
16. 2019-07-09 at 5:03 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Why the hell do you have to tailgate people though? It accomplishes nothing.
    
    And they could always say a dog ran out in front of them or some shit

    
    its meant to be a passive aggressive asshole in the hopes you get out of their way.
17. 2019-07-09 at 5:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby its meant to be a passive aggressive asshole in the hopes you get out of their way.

    
    Which many do. It's nice when the cops move them out of the way for you...slower traffic keep right.
18. 2019-07-09 at 5:06 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Which many do. It's nice when the cops move them out of the way for you…slower traffic keep right.

    
    All I know is a just drive the speed limit. its illegal to speed so some people should just chill down
19. 2019-07-09 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #19
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby All I know is a just drive the speed limit. its illegal to speed so some people should just chill down

    
    It's also a violation to be in the left lane if you are not overtaking regardless of your speed.
    
    "In Texas, impeding the flow of traffic by continuing to drive in the left lane is punishable by a fine of up to $200. ... That is why every state has some law on the books restricting the use of the left passing lane"
20. 2019-07-09 at 5:13 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    BEEP BEEP
    
    Out of my way, motherfucker!!!