My wife is pregnant

1. 2019-07-08 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #61
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   while in another unrelated development . . . .
   
   https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/parenting/2019/07/08/ivf-couple-sues-california-clinic-allege-babies-werent-dna-match/1670512001/
   
   https://thestir.cafemom.com/parenting_news/219075/fertility-clinic-embryo-mix-up
   
   https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/couple-gives-birth-to-children-that-were-not-theirs-due-to-ivf-unimaginable-mishap
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2. 2019-07-08 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #62
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Sophie This thread reminds me of dumb girls asking if they can get pregnant from giving dome(head) on Yahoo answers for some reason.

   
   Lol as if we don't all know what done means. God you're such a small hat
3. 2019-07-08 at 8:51 PM UTC

   #63
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by stupid noob And yes I know for a fact it's mine, before you cunts start calling me a cuck or some stupid shit. It was through in vitro fertilization.
   
   I was also promoted at work, they made me the kitchen manager at my restaurant in under a year from starting there.

   
   Holy shit you're still alive!?
4. 2019-07-08 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Congrats op, it's good to see someone at least has their family started.
5. 2019-07-08 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #65
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Congrats op, it's good to see someone at least has their family started.

   
   lol the gont got several teeth and several bones broken in his face for sexually harassing a black stripper at the club a few months ago.
   
   He needs to get a haircut and a job and quit lying
6. 2019-07-08 at 10:36 PM UTC

   #66
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   dude can't even move his dick fast enough to cum
   
   
7. 2019-07-08 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #67
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Hate to be a negative Nancy, but if it's in vitro, then it technically wouldn't be "yours". It would be another guy's. Still wish you and the Mrs. the best though.
8. 2019-07-08 at 10:59 PM UTC

   #68
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Hate to be a negative Nancy, but if it's in vitro, then it technically wouldn't be "yours". It would be another guy's. Still wish you and the Mrs. the best though.

   
   he's lying thru his new teeth, he's a total small hat
9. 2019-07-08 at 11:02 PM UTC

   #69
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's lying thru his new teeth, he's a total small hat

   
   I like stupid n00b. Don't really care if he's bullshitting or not, although I would lay money down he's not bullshitting.
10. 2019-07-08 at 11:05 PM UTC

    #70
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I like stupid n00b. Don't really care if he's bullshitting or not, although I would lay money down he's not bullshitting.

    
    oh okay
11. 2019-07-08 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #71
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    For me, it's all about the discussion. Couldn't care less about the personal life drama or whether the person is a natural-born loser, or whether they are an utter failure in life, as long as they can converse in an interesting way.
12. 2019-07-08 at 11:44 PM UTC

    #72
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by -SpectraL For me, it's all about the discussion. Couldn't care less about the personal life drama or whether the person is a natural-born loser, or whether they are an utter failure in life, as long as they can converse in an interesting way.

    
    thats really rich coming from a gont that complains about forum politics all the time
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13. 2019-07-09 at 1:05 AM UTC

    #73
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats really rich coming from a gont that complains about forum politics all the time

    
    Not complaining, merely pointing out factual information and factual circumstances, mostly. Like the shoot the messenger thing. I'm the messenger who gets shot.
14. 2019-07-09 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #74
    WellHung Black Hole
    I hate having to vigorously exercise to feel good that day.
15. 2019-07-09 at 1:09 AM UTC

    #75
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not complaining, merely pointing out factual information and factual circumstances, mostly. Like the shoot the messenger thing. I'm the messenger who gets shot.

    
    
16. 2019-07-09 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #76
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol the gont got several teeth and several bones broken in his face for sexually harassing a black stripper at the club a few months ago.
    
    He needs to get a haircut and a job and quit lying

    
    Will you please be the one to teach him how to avoid lying? You are the expert.
17. 2019-07-09 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #77
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hate to be a retard, but if it's in vitro, then it technically wouldn't be "yours". It would be another guy's. Still wish you and the Mrs. the best though.

    
    You are seriously dumber than a fucking box a rocks. In vitro just means they fertilized the egg outside of the body then implanted it. They still used Stupid Noob's 1 leg having ass sperm.
18. 2019-07-09 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #78
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet You are seriously dumber than a fucking box a rocks. In vitro just means they fertilized the egg outside of the body then implanted it. They still used Stupid Noob's 1 leg having ass sperm.

    
    He didn't specify it was his sperm.
19. 2019-07-09 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #79
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    It could have been mine, I donated. Your kid will be a genius!
20. 2019-07-09 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #80
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL He didn't specify it was his sperm.

    
    Yes he did. In the OP.