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My wife is pregnant

  1. 2019-07-08 at 2:38 AM UTC
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    And yes I know for a fact it's mine, before you cunts start calling me a cuck or some stupid shit. It was through in vitro fertilization.

    I was also promoted at work, they made me the kitchen manager at my restaurant in under a year from starting there.
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  2. 2019-07-08 at 2:42 AM UTC
    #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Congratulations. Those accomplishments are as important as they come. The future looks bright for you, stupid noob.👍
  3. 2019-07-08 at 2:44 AM UTC
    #3
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    you have schizophrenia
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  4. 2019-07-08 at 2:50 AM UTC
    #4
    HTS highlight reel
    It would be so weird having a dad with one leg. Not necessarily bad or anything, just interesting. Like I never really thought about it, but that'd be neat. Boy or girl? Also are you planning on waving your stump at them to try and gross them out? Seems like a dad move to me.
  5. 2019-07-08 at 2:51 AM UTC
    #5
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    my dad cant stop hallucinating race wars and kike conspiracies
  6. 2019-07-08 at 2:51 AM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I'm not sure if you know this but you shouldn't beat your wife while she's pregnant.
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  7. 2019-07-08 at 2:52 AM UTC
    #7
    HTS highlight reel
    Also I hope we know each other in 20 years, after the tendrils of this clown world have destroyed your child's life, so I can look down upon you in pity and laugh. If I haven't killed myself by then I mean. Honk honk.
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  8. 2019-07-08 at 2:52 AM UTC
    #8
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG I'm not sure if you know this but you shouldn't beat your wife while she's pregnant.

    be careful he might become convinced youre a zionist if you disagree with him
  9. 2019-07-08 at 2:54 AM UTC
    #9
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 be careful he might become convinced youre a zionist if you disagree with him

    typical kike shill bullshit pilpul kys fgt rwds 1488 gtkrwn lol~
  10. 2019-07-08 at 2:56 AM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 be careful he might become convinced youre a zionist if you disagree with him

    I'm not worried if he tries to attack I'll just walk to the next room and put up the baby gate
  11. 2019-07-08 at 2:57 AM UTC
    #11
    HTS highlight reel
    PS: Are you going to get a sick cybernetic robot leg, or are you just gonna stick with a shitty last-millennia model? Robot legs would be rad.
  12. 2019-07-08 at 3:01 AM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS PS: Are you going to get a sick cybernetic robot leg, or are you just gonna stick with a shitty last-millennia model? Robot legs would be rad.

    He's way too poor for that shit Lmfao. You've seen his house.
  13. 2019-07-08 at 3:03 AM UTC
    #13
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by GGG He's way too poor for that shit Lmfao. You've seen his house.

    I mean if he can afford IVF he's got means enough to upgrade his leg.
  14. 2019-07-08 at 3:11 AM UTC
    #14
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS I mean if he can afford IVF he's got means enough to upgrade his leg.

    Not really. Probably just means he's in debt.

    Also I missed that lmfao. This dude is a cripple, wife beater, AND impotent? Holy shit LMAO

    Goddamn hahahaha
  15. 2019-07-08 at 3:16 AM UTC
    #15
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    in vitro fertilization is basically telling God you don't care he's telling you not to reproduce. How are fundamentalist Christians not against this practice too?
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  16. 2019-07-08 at 3:28 AM UTC
    #16
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Things are looking up, fam.
  17. 2019-07-08 at 3:41 AM UTC
    #17
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by HTS It would be so weird having a dad with one leg. Not necessarily bad or anything, just interesting. Like I never really thought about it, but that'd be neat. Boy or girl? Also are you planning on waving your stump at them to try and gross them out? Seems like a dad move to me.

    I already do that to my nieces, but I'm sure the new baby will be used to it. We do not know the sex yet.

    Originally posted by GGG He's way too poor for that shit Lmfao. You've seen his house.

    This current leg cost 40k. It's a super high activity level made for weight lifting and hiking.



    Originally posted by GGG Not really. Probably just means he's in debt.

    Also I missed that lmfao. This dude is a cripple, wife beater, AND impotent? Holy shit LMAO

    Goddamn hahahaha
    We have GREAT insurance that covers 90% of pretty much anything.




    Originally posted by Sudo in vitro fertilization is basically telling God you don't care he's telling you not to reproduce. How are fundamentalist Christians not against this practice too?

    Fuck your god.
  18. 2019-07-08 at 3:42 AM UTC
    #18
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Dis nigga on medicaid lol
  19. 2019-07-08 at 3:59 AM UTC
    #19
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by GGG Dis nigga on medicaid lol

    Aetna.
  20. 2019-07-08 at 4:08 AM UTC
    #20
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by stupid noob Aetna.

    Hey everyone remember that this dude has Aetna insurance!
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