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If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?
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2016-12-18 at 3:56 AM UTCPossession of a schedule I controlled substance
Assault of a police officer
Indecent exposure -
2016-12-18 at 4:21 AM UTC
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2016-12-18 at 4:37 AM UTCBeing fucking drunk
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2016-12-18 at 5:16 AM UTCi would be arrested for pimping your momThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-18 at 5:21 AM UTCYou know, being a hoarder/slob could be a really could defense against raids. Just sprinkle some drug residue everywhere and have some medical marijuana around.
Came to mind due to an album I saw of a renovation/flip someone did on a foreclosed hoarder's house. "Well, fuck it, I quit."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-18 at 6:11 AM UTCFact: if you leave needles with the caps off in an obvious space like a table, cops will be a LOT less thorough with their search
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2016-12-18 at 6:42 AM UTCLiterally nothing. Unless they took my PC, in which case a few of my hentai pictures could be possibly considered objectionable (Canada doesn't really differentiate between actual CP and hentai). I don't have much of that on my computer though, because I'm not hugely into it. There's just... you could look at a couple of the pics I have and make a case for them being loli if you really, really wanted to put me away.
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2016-12-18 at 6:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by yum Fact: if you leave needles with the caps off in an obvious space like a table, cops will be a LOT less thorough with their search
Can you elaborate on this principle? I would imagine they would be more thorough because they know there are probably drugs around. Though perhaps they will be less thorough because they already have you pinned. -
2016-12-18 at 6:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Can you elaborate on this principle? I would imagine they would be more thorough because they know there are probably drugs around. Though perhaps they will be less thorough because they already have you pinned.
If cops go to your house with a drug warrant they expect there to be drugs. Cops are bitches who don't want to get hep C. They will literally be saying to each other they don't get paid enough for this shit. The first thing they ask you when you get arrested is if you have anything sharp on you. Open tipped rigs means drug user not dealer, it's easier to get a simple possession instead of possession for the purpose of there's evidence of deep throes of addiction. And obviously no shit, cops don't want to get pricked with a dirty needle. They won't bring in s special team just for dirty rigs, they'll just be easier, especially if you hide them in random places like cereal boxes. This works and is pretty obvious -
2016-12-18 at 7:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by yum Fact: if you leave needles with the caps off in an obvious space like a table, cops will be a LOT less thorough with their search
"Oh, officer, be careful with those needles, I have AIDS!"
Another excellent tip. I'll be sure to add this to me repertoire. I'm thinking some fake dog doo may add a nice touch. -
2016-12-18 at 8:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by yum If cops go to your house with a drug warrant they expect there to be drugs. Cops are bitches who don't want to get hep C. They will literally be saying to each other they don't get paid enough for this shit. The first thing they ask you when you get arrested is if you have anything sharp on you. Open tipped rigs means drug user not dealer, it's easier to get a simple possession instead of possession for the purpose of there's evidence of deep throes of addiction. And obviously no shit, cops don't want to get pricked with a dirty needle. They won't bring in s special team just for dirty rigs, they'll just be easier, especially if you hide them in random places like cereal boxes. This works and is pretty obvious
just tell that to privacycunt she just got busted the other day for having dirty needles lying around and they tested what was in the needles and are trying to charge her with possession -
2016-12-18 at 8:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice "Oh, officer, be careful with those needles, I have AIDS!"
Another excellent tip. I'll be sure to add this to me repertoire. I'm thinking some fake dog doo may add a nice touch.
I'm sure a cop would be like shut up faggot and detain you while they methodically and carefully search your place. It doesnt' seem like a great defense, that and I think yum is talking out of his ass on this one.
But yeah, I think the only thing I could get arrested for in my place is probably asthma medication thats not mine. -
2016-12-18 at 8:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby But yeah, I think the only thing I could get arrested for in my place is probably asthma medication thats not mine.
Proof that Bill Krozby is a poser! Saved for posterity. -
2016-12-18 at 1:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Proof that Bill Krozby is a poser! Saved for posterity.
what am I posing as? lol -
2016-12-18 at 1:45 PM UTCNada atm. Possibly possession of Class B if they really wanted to be sticklers for the law
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2016-12-18 at 1:56 PM UTC^what could they charge you with a class b for? like paraphernalia ?
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2016-12-18 at 1:57 PM UTCObstruction of justice, because they're not getting the password to my encrypted things.
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2016-12-18 at 2:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^what could they charge you with a class b for? like paraphernalia ?
30mg codeines. They're Class B without a prescription.
Our drugs are Class A, B and C, similar to Schedules. -
2016-12-18 at 2:27 PM UTC^^ everyone who posted here is a fed
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2016-12-18 at 2:52 PM UTCI have been busted with xanax, pseudophedrine, weed, bundy and the cops let me keep it all.
