Crippling alcoholics thread

1. 2016-12-09 at 7:34 AM UTC

   #41
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   steal a shoppin trolley too and use it for as a grill to cook steaks behind the store
   
   rokcstar enhances ur shotlifting abilities
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny
2. 2016-12-09 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   wheres the tequila!!!!!!!!!!
3. 2016-12-09 at 8:07 AM UTC

   #43
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   ware flowr
4. 2016-12-09 at 8:18 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   wejurutjrwwn the mon $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 3 3r3 iholla hollla het dolla hahnanda got woa a if eiyoyu gottta get spaiddd nigga catch moe bodies than a trampoline make a nigga disapeer
5. 2016-12-09 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I pity the fool that has to struggle for money.
6. 2016-12-09 at 1:06 PM UTC

   #46
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by zok jr. Careful man it is a slippery slope.

   
   i want some fucking booze fugggg
7. 2016-12-09 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   where the money!!!!!!!
8. 2016-12-11 at 11:13 AM UTC

   #48
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Ahaha, that was pants pissing good level laughter from Scronaldo’s rants on page 2.
   
   Post last edited by Malice at 2016-12-11T11:25:57.955190+00:00
9. 2016-12-11 at 11:32 AM UTC

   #49
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sophie I pity the fool that has to struggle for money.

   
   Honestly, I just have it deposited into my bank account without having to do anything. I really don’t understand how these commoners have so many troubles related to monetary matters. It truly speaks to their general inferiority.
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   • bling bling
10. 2016-12-11 at 11:32 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Just the bureaucracy of working at a big company and a general loathing of the economic system I live in. I hate being slow, unproductive, complacent, the old protestant work ethic, but then I hate producing profit for what amounts to the evil empire and by the nature of the system I have to do both perpetually. Vast oceans of alcohol help assuage anxiety over these facts.

    
    i hate doing anything
11. 2016-12-13 at 1:44 AM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    fuck u all
12. 2016-12-13 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Scron going ham tonight
13. 2016-12-13 at 2:09 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    wheres the money
14. 2016-12-16 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #54
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I drink a half a glass of vodka nightly, far too much given that I'm also on lithium. My liver is probably tallying the days until it's relieved of my toxic body. I wake up with bad headaches but they usually go away after a glass of coffee. Aside from that, I just can't make any late-night rides.
15. 2016-12-16 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I ain't drank for 2 weeks, and it was litteraly 2 beers(a tall can of coors), and I didnt drink for 2 weeks before that. I shit you not.
16. 2016-12-16 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #56
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Malice Honestly, I just have it deposited into my bank account without having to do anything. I really don’t understand how these commoners have so many troubles related to monetary matters. It truly speaks to their general inferiority.

    
    "Your majesty the people don't have any bread to eat."
    
    "Let them eat cake"
17. 2016-12-16 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #57
    zok jr. Houston

    Originally posted by Zanick I drink a half a glass of vodka nightly, far too much given that I'm also on lithium. My liver is probably tallying the days until it's relieved of my toxic body. I wake up with bad headaches but they usually go away after a glass of coffee. Aside from that, I just can't make any late-night rides.

    
    Fuck outta my thread zanick you fucking faggot.
18. 2016-12-17 at 11:04 AM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    vodka
19. 2016-12-17 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Actor I ain't drank for 2 weeks, and it was litteraly 2 beers(a tall can of coors), and I didnt drink for 2 weeks before that. I shit you not.

    
    Coors isn't beer.
20. 2016-12-17 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by reject Coors isn't beer.

    
    "Coors is responsible for over twenty different brands of beer in North America and the UK."