You have a time machine that only travels back to a dinner party in 1600's France

1. 2019-07-04 at 10:13 AM UTC

   #21
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ *Fucks a gay ass* (time machine)

   
   just keep drinking till u feel happy👍
2. 2019-07-04 at 10:17 AM UTC

   #22
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Just shut the fuck up and enjoy your meth.👍

   
   i don't do meth you lil bitch, you do
3. 2019-07-04 at 10:18 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Awwww poor Matt is waking up in a pissy mood. Go back to bed Matt.
4. 2019-07-04 at 10:19 AM UTC

   #24
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
5. 2019-07-04 at 10:24 AM UTC

   #25
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Awwww poor Matt is waking up in a pissy mood. Go back to bed Matt.

   
   shut up, Snaggletooth. Go get some dental work done and quit spending all your money on drugs and booze.👍
6. 2019-07-04 at 10:27 AM UTC

   #26
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   oh shit technologist has a snaggletooth? that's hot
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Technologist
7. 2019-07-04 at 10:31 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Oh matty, whatever shall I do? I think my alcoholism is ruining my life. Could you help me please? Should I stop drinking 4-5 times a year, and make it 3-4 times a year? I’m seriously concerned, I’m becoming a big time alcoholic. Help please😁
8. 2019-07-04 at 10:52 AM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Oh matty, whatever shall I do? I think my alcoholism is ruining my life. Could you help me please? Should I stop drinking 4-5 times a year, and make it 3-4 times a year? I’m seriously concerned, I’m becoming a big time alcoholic. Help please😁

   
   You will always be a big-time addict and that means you can't do anything, ever.
9. 2019-07-04 at 11:14 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by WellHung You will always be a big-time addict and that means you can't do anything, ever.

   
   
   Please help me. I think I can get my best help from a guy who lives in a hotel. Please, I need your help, I’m struggling here😁
10. 2019-07-04 at 11:15 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    fuck the FROGS.
11. 2019-07-04 at 11:18 AM UTC

    #31
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung You will always be a big-time addict and that means you can't do anything, ever.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III oh shit technologist has a snaggletooth? that's hot
    

    
    😍
12. 2019-07-04 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #32
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    ok i'm cool, i admit it
13. 2019-07-04 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    My rape game
14. 2019-07-04 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #34
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    i wanna do x
    i wanna do coke
    i wanna do h
    i wanna do both
    i might do both
15. 2019-07-04 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #35
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    i want a benz
    im offa benzo
16. 2019-07-04 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #36
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    A lifetime supply of condoms and antiobiotics I'll try to fuck the king of france become a mistress the retire in relative comfort.
17. 2019-07-04 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #37
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i saw this cops episode where this guy got pulled over and had a half gram of coke on him and he shoved it into the drinking hole of a soda can he had hidden inside the center console and the cops told him that since he had put it in a liquid, if they wanted to they could charge him with the weight of the entire can in drugs, so he would get charged for like a few ounces of coke rather than the half gram.
    
    does the item limitation work like this in this situation? like could i glue a bunch of items together and call it one item and bring that? if not, does that bar me from bringing something like a computer, that is already composed of many different parts?
    
    if not, i would bring an ak47 with tons of bullets and hold the whole party hostage

    
    See Chapman VS USA
    
    There are laws regarding solutions. This would never pass in a court of law, those cops were either retarded or retarded and lying.