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You have a time machine that only travels back to a dinner party in 1600's France

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Unfortunately, due to limitations in time travel technology, you are only allowed to bring one item.

    What do you bring?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    a real time machine
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra a real time machine

    I fucking hate you.
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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    dinner party, eh?



    Can't have a party without Taco's
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    HTS highlight reel
    Can I rewrite history by yeeting this 17th century dinner party into the next dimension with nuclear hellfire? If yes I'm bringing a nuke. Allahu akbar.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm bringing HTS's fleshlight
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I will bring them the source code for linux to bless them
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS Can I rewrite history by yeeting this 17th century dinner party into the next dimension with nuclear hellfire? If yes I'm bringing a nuke. Allahu akbar.

    Goddamnit. Okay so when i made this thread i had a list of fictional limitations to make this practical and less obviously insane

    It would have limited it to only items you already own and can be held on your person.

    However I deleted those so yes, you can bring a nuke. But just the one.
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    AUG
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm bringing HTS's fleshlight

    you're going to get beat up
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do we have to stay at this dinner party forever or what happens after? This dick tastes my answer.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Do we have to stay at this dinner party forever or what happens after? This dick tastes my answer.

    this dick tastes my answer, too.👍
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Do we have to stay at this dinner party forever or what happens after? This dick tastes my answer.

    You have to live out life in the 1600s.

    Its a disposable time machine
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Fuck ur gay ass time machine faggot.❤
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *Fucks a gay ass* (time machine)
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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Wasn't this the dark era of the Inquisition and the infamous witch hunts? If so, then y'all better run to the hills....
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    RUN TO THE HILLS



    RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    I like that song.
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    i saw this cops episode where this guy got pulled over and had a half gram of coke on him and he shoved it into the drinking hole of a soda can he had hidden inside the center console and the cops told him that since he had put it in a liquid, if they wanted to they could charge him with the weight of the entire can in drugs, so he would get charged for like a few ounces of coke rather than the half gram.

    does the item limitation work like this in this situation? like could i glue a bunch of items together and call it one item and bring that? if not, does that bar me from bringing something like a computer, that is already composed of many different parts?

    if not, i would bring an ak47 with tons of bullets and hold the whole party hostage
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i saw this cops episode where this guy got pulled over and had a half gram of coke on him and he shoved it into the drinking hole of a soda can he had hidden inside the center console and the cops told him that since he had put it in a liquid, if they wanted to they could charge him with the weight of the entire can in drugs, so he would get charged for like a few ounces of coke rather than the half gram.

    does the item limitation work like this in this situation? like could i glue a bunch of items together and call it one item and bring that? if not, does that bar me from bringing something like a computer, that is already composed of many different parts?

    if not, i would bring an ak47 with tons of bullets and hold the whole party hostage

    Just shut the fuck up and enjoy your meth.👍
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