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what exactly is the method for "getting over" depressing things?

  1. #81
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie Amen. I'll pull a Malice before i'd ever consider hanging myself. But .45 ACP straight through the dome(head) seems like a more pro-active way of ending your existence. Intentionally OD'ing seems passive aggressive to me.

    Some people fuck up even with a .45. I think what happens a lot is the recoil messes up some people's aim. They're probably doing it with one hand or something, idk. It always amazes me when people fuck up suicide. If I were to do it I would make sure every thing is right, and I think it's a lot easier to calculate that when you're just taking drugs. If I were to use a gun I'd prefer a shotgun and I would put it in my mouth and fire with my toes while it rests on the floor. Or you could also probably set up a rig and sit in a chair and pull a string or some shit.

    I think Malice got it on try one, no? I don't remember him ever attempting suicide before. Like always, he did his research.
  2. #82
    WellHung Black Hole
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  3. #83
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GGG Some people fuck up even with a .45. I think what happens a lot is the recoil messes up some people's aim. They're probably doing it with one hand or something, idk. It always amazes me when people fuck up suicide. If I were to do it I would make sure every thing is right, and I think it's a lot easier to calculate that when you're just taking drugs. If I were to use a gun I'd prefer a shotgun and I would put it in my mouth and fire with my toes while it rests on the floor. Or you could also probably set up a rig and sit in a chair and pull a string or some shit.

    I think Malice got it on try one, no? I don't remember him ever attempting suicide before. Like always, he did his research.

    Yeah, first try.

    Shotgun blast is pretty sure-fire. But i actually saw a vid of a guy that just blasted his jaw off, IDK if he survived. Also recoil doesn't really make sense, because the recoil happens after the bullet leaves the barrel. And once it leaves the barrel it's on a straight trajectory. At least the distance from the gun to your brain it is.

    IDK, like i said OD just seems passive aggressive to me for some reason. Probably says more about me than it does about Malice.
  4. #84
    Depending on the weight of the trigger draw, that can move the barrel enough to cause a miss. Your hand might quiver the barrel in a slightly different direction, especially if it's a hard pull like the first shot on my Beretta. That SA was so much harder that it always made me pull too hard on the 2nd+ shots or too soft on a new mag, fucking up my aim.
  5. #85
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you were really and truly determined, you could cut off your own head with a sharp knife.
  6. #86
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Walk it off

    Rub a little dirt on that depression
  7. #87
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Yeah, first try.

    Shotgun blast is pretty sure-fire. But i actually saw a vid of a guy that just blasted his jaw off, IDK if he survived. Also recoil doesn't really make sense, because the recoil happens after the bullet leaves the barrel. And once it leaves the barrel it's on a straight trajectory. At least the distance from the gun to your brain it is.

    IDK, like i said OD just seems passive aggressive to me for some reason. Probably says more about me than it does about Malice.

    I was just looking at gunshot suicide survivor pics and couldn't help but wonder (and I'm sure I'm not the first) how the hell these people dont want to finish the job now more so than even before given their faces are all fucking deformed. Lol

    Also it was saying only 45% of attempts are a shot to the head. 35% was to the chest/abdomen and apparently 20% of people shoot themselves elsewhere which seems pretty retarded but to each their own I guess.
  8. #88
    DUUEEHEHEHRHRRRHH

    why slit your wrists when you can shoot 'em
  9. #89
    Originally posted by Solstice That's the gayest shit i ever heard

    If you find a cup of tea and a nice little cake gay then you have some strange deviant ideas about sex.
  10. #90
    My sister had a fortune cookie that said "A nice cake is waiting for you", but there wasn't any nice cake waiting her, then or ever.
  11. #91
    Originally posted by DietPiano My sister had a fortune cookie that said "A nice cake is waiting for you", but there wasn't any nice cake waiting her, then or ever.

    lol, i was cleaning out my room the other day and i threw away this old bulletin board thing i had that i had saved a fortune from a fortune cookie from, it said "a great fortune is coming your way" and then shortly after that i ran my life into the ground lmao
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  12. #92
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I was just looking at gunshot suicide survivor pics and couldn't help but wonder (and I'm sure I'm not the first) how the hell these people dont want to finish the job now more so than even before given their faces are all fucking deformed. Lol

    Also it was saying only 45% of attempts are a shot to the head. 35% was to the chest/abdomen and apparently 20% of people shoot themselves elsewhere which seems pretty retarded but to each their own I guess.

    Some shoot themselves in the foot.
  13. #93
    DHDEDEUUHHUHDDEHERRRHRRRR SPECTRAL!
  14. #94
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I was just looking at gunshot suicide survivor pics and couldn't help but wonder (and I'm sure I'm not the first) how the hell these people dont want to finish the job now more so than even before given their faces are all fucking deformed. Lol

    Also it was saying only 45% of attempts are a shot to the head. 35% was to the chest/abdomen and apparently 20% of people shoot themselves elsewhere which seems pretty retarded but to each their own I guess.

    Where'd you get that info? I'm curious as to where they're shooting. Maybe going for a leg artery or... Idk. Why would you not just shoot at your head? Maybe they weren't real honest attempts.
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