"So I know this guy that thinks if I make fun of him you guys will laugh. "
A few chuckles
Anyway hi I'm Wren nice to meet you. I'm not an actual Wren for anyone wondering.
Fuck.
*leaves stage*
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2019-06-30 at 2:07 PM UTC
your parents named you after a bird
2019-06-30 at 2:20 PM UTC
my parents named me after a birb.
Think I'm gonna go see TOM Segura and pref with a little girl to not make it as wired. His album on Netflix IF I AM THINKING OF THE RIGHT GUY was pretty damn impressive. He's an up and comer for sure, and with one more good album his ticket prices are gonna go through the roof soon, just like John Mullaney.
Fucking Jerry Seinfeld tickets at a goddamn Orpheum are minimum over $60 way way the fuck back 100 yards or whatever. Avg ticket price is $150. I wouldn't pay more than like... 20 bucks for seats like 10 rows back maximum, and no corner seats. Maybe not even that, fuck $20 and an evening is quite a bit for some terrible jokes with funny delivery. His stand up material is fucking garbage, and the only redeeming factor is his funny sounding voice and face.
2019-06-30 at 2:21 PM UTC
There's also Bill MAHR coming soon, and I've never listened to him before but my edgy friend likes him so I automatically assume his material is edgy and assholely. Asshole comedy usually sucks.
2019-06-30 at 2:22 PM UTC
If you don't think James Gregory is funny then you've lost your funny bone.
2019-06-30 at 2:23 PM UTC
The one joke my sister told me she was gonna use was how people use quotation marks improperly, not the air ones but just ones in writing. "In writing." Like that.
I'm gonna laugh at all of her jokes obviously but not weirdly, but this one was how our mom wrote this card to a friend of hers about wishing her the best on her journey and blah blah but at the end (and our mom is a big time Christian) she said 'you're gonna do good things, and have fun out there "serving the lord."
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2019-06-30 at 2:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I'm gonna laugh at all of her jokes obviously but not weirdly, but this one was how our mom wrote this card to a friend of hers about wishing her the best on her journey and blah blah but at the end (and our mom is a big time Christian) she said 'you're gonna do good things, and have fun out there "serving the lord."
This has to be a euphemism for masturbation
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2019-06-30 at 6:06 PM UTC
Yup Stl, the oldies but goodies. I listened to George Carlin albums. My neighbor girlfriend would steal her brother’s Cheech and Chong albums, and we’d laugh our asses off; thing is, we probably weren’t getting the real jokes since we were young.
