2015-08-29 at 8:54 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
A month ago I woke up to a buzzing and crawling noise in my ear, it didn't come out. Every now and then I'll hold a flashlight up to my ear to lead it away from my brain but it just moves a bit and remains comfortable. Right now I can feel it in my other ear. My room is so infested, my ear canals bear host to insectoid whose and their brood.
2015-08-29 at 11:22 AM UTC
dude that is like my worst fear, fuck that shit. funny story though, when i was in marine boot camp at our graduation ceremony we had to do this marching shit for everyone to show how well disciplined and brainwashed we were and during the part where we had to stand still and have our heads completely still while some faggot talked for like 15 minutes a bug flew right into my ear and no shit started tunneling in there. i had to reach up and get it out because i was about to bug the fuck out. luckily i got it out with one fell swoop and we were still standing far from the crowd so im sure they could see it, but didnt see who it was. the dude next to me was fuckin pissed though. he whispered "are you fucking serious man?" what a chump.
2015-08-29 at 1:20 PM UTC
Thank goodness gracious I've never had to experience a cringe bug in the ear moment. I was in treatment with an old farmer that told us a story about working in the field and having a little grasshopper lodge into his ear, to the point that he had to go to the hospital to get it removed. That was the entirety of his story and it wasn't a very good one but gosh doesn't that just make you want to squirm? I would imagine every second would feel like an eternity of torture, especially if it was an insect that buzzed or chirped or made some fucking horrible sound just so fucking loud right next to your eardrum and you can't do a damn thing about it, or if you try to, you only make it worse, and the bug is panicking too because he/she doesn't want to be there, so you know it's fucking rattling around and vibrating and making panicky bug noises, probably releasing fluids and just FUCK that is how I would begin torturing anyone I think. I would act so nice to them like I'm the best friend they ever had; feed em filet mignon and garlic mashed potatoes and fine wines and then just calmly tie their hands behind their back and stick two little beetles respectively into each of their ears, go to the corner of the room and masturbate furiously while I watch them plead and tremble and writhe in fear.
2015-08-29 at 3:35 PM UTC
what the fuck is going on
2015-08-29 at 8:56 PM UTC
What a surprise, I saw this thread right after I cleaned my crack den/My benzedrex psychosis den that I've been frying in since 2013. Imagine eating cotton and shit and bags of chips ad infinitum even my ether bottle had bugs in it. At one point in the void I was taking a bunch of focalin xr for a few days and going through opiate withdrawal and I thought I had bugs in my ears delusion, I was on the tinychat freaking out like a first class jackass but then turns out after a thorazine shuffle there was no bug
2015-08-30 at 6:33 AM UTC
Ear bugs, that's why you don't do drugs kids. Fuck, I could handle withdrawals but bugs in my ears? Fuck that shit.
2015-08-30 at 2:14 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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2024-04-11 at 2:35 PM UTC
Hell yeah ..smoke them niggas out!
