2019-06-25 at 11:34 PM UTC
About to get ready to go out to dinner ❤️
Starvin like Marvin 😋
2019-06-25 at 11:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
About to get ready to go out to dinner ❤️
Starvin like Marvin 😋
I just got up to a random bacon and cheese pizza sitting on my counter with no memory of how it got there
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2019-06-26 at 1:20 PM UTC
just finished loading the dishwasher & running the sweeper before my txt. im living by a time difference atm😑
2019-06-26 at 1:25 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
j/s they even have appliance porn now? you the catcher? pitcher? or is there like a mutlitasking switch hitting shit going down? pics or it ain't really happening. where does all the soap go? in your "oven"? time difference? so its intergalactic too?
fuck me i gotta catch up to 2019 and soon. fucking weirdos. no offence to you but its all too much right now. do you do this when your on your period/pms'ing too? shit my mind is so boggled in fog and porn
2019-06-26 at 1:27 PM UTC
I think of my Illegal Mexican maid as an appliance, she takes care of feeding the other appliances.
2019-06-26 at 1:51 PM UTC
Flogging a field nigger for leaving a rice paddy.
2019-06-27 at 3:39 PM UTC
On break.. texting and stuff ❤️
2019-06-27 at 3:42 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
just say it woman. you and your man are fucking in the girls bathroom and you are taking pics sending them to all your exes and Lanny
like fuck no need to pretends