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  1. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Don't make light of my problem, this is like a crisis, man.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    *tokes*
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    Getting raped
  4. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Dying in my office from this heat. Wish the maintenance dept boys would hurry up and put the ac in muh window.
  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by toz WAIT WAIT WAIT.

    Aren't you the pedophile guy in Santa Cruz? Did you split country? Now you're near children at a pool?

    or is this beeno having fun?

    yes hes the pedo from santa cruz, quit trying to associate beeno with this you alzheimers patient
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Enjoying most things for free
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chilln in the break room on lunch watching tv , having a cold drink of juicey juice and texting etc

    Yupp living the dream πŸ˜‹

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  8. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Chilln in the break room on lunch watching tv , having a cold drink of juicey juice and texting etc

    Yupp living the dream πŸ˜‹

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    Are you fingering your tight little pussy too?
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    *shocked facial expression*
  10. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung πŸ˜‚πŸ€˜πŸ€ŸπŸ‘ŒπŸ€˜πŸ––πŸ€ž

    I don't know what the fuck is going on, but for some reason, I can no longer view the DH'rs little emojis. All I get are boxes.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole


    Ayyye!πŸ’–

    Weekend, activate!
  12. Technologist victim of incest
    Rollin outta bed. Gonna go on a poker run today with my husbands motorcycle club. It’s cloudy out, but gonna clear up soon!🏍
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Seeing how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Seeing how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

    364

    A group of engineering students from Purdue University reported that its licking machine, modeled after a human tongue, took an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Twenty of the group's volunteers assumed the licking challenge-unassisted by machinery-and averaged 252 licks each to the center.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    They must have had big tongues , Spectral ..lmaoπŸ˜‹
    Because it took me 409πŸ˜…
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just slayed Monday ❀️
  17. Originally posted by -SpectraL 364

    A group of engineering students from Purdue University reported that its licking machine, modeled after a human tongue, took an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Twenty of the group's volunteers assumed the licking challenge-unassisted by machinery-and averaged 252 licks each to the center.

    My tax dollars hard at work I see
  18. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    missing my friend, & can’t wait for their return.πŸ˜‹πŸ˜
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I am watching I Am Mother.
  20. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Fighting entropy.

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