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For all the 30+ year olds out there..

  1. #41
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl What did you do for your special mid-life born day? I’m literally freaking out that i’m months away from leaving my youth world. Some say it may start at the age of 31, but still….31 is like a big aging number man. I wish I was 24. So anyways, my list of what I should do on my bday are listed as follows:

    1. Lay in bed all day, watch 10 seasons of friends and eat 30 different slices of pizza. 30 Hot wings. Ranch dressing.

    2. Go to a movie and miss exactly 30 minutes of it.

    3. Be 30 all day, no showers and do number 1.

    4. Drive for exactly 30 miles and what ever is near, whether if its a local bar, club, fancy restaurant go to it.

    5. Give lala my pone number so she can voicemail me trying to sing happy birthday. Now that would be awesome.

    6. Dress my very best, and try to converse with 30 different attractive women for a few minutes.

    7. Have a bowling party.

    That’s all I got for now, please help.

    -Thanks

    Worked. Just like every birthday since I was like 13
  2. #42
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Some of my Aunts were commenting on how sad it was some 50-something year old had died the other day, commenting on how young he was.

    Don't fall into that level of delusion.

    Turning 30 is a big deal, don't believe the shite. You are mature, and need to be thinking about where you are in life and how your life is proceeding, especially with regards to career and kids. You need to be able to reach 40 in a manner that your life will make sense (if it didn't already) and you have a plan for getting through your 40s and 50s.

    If you are a woman you need to have a plan for trapping a decent man and shitting out any kids you want to have. Men have like an extra decade over women in between 29 and 30, but still, turning 30 should be making you think, and if it makes you panic, then it probably should.
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  3. #43
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Some of my Aunts were commenting on how sad it was some 50-something year old had died the other day, commenting on how young he was.

    Don't fall into that level of delusion.

    Turning 30 is a big deal, don't believe the shite. You are mature, and need to be thinking about where you are in life and how your life is proceeding, especially with regards to career and kids. You need to be able to reach 40 in a manner that your life will make sense (if it didn't already) and you have a plan for getting through your 40s and 50s.

    If you are a woman you need to have a plan for trapping a decent man and shitting out any kids you want to have. Men have like an extra decade over women in between 29 and 30, but still, turning 30 should be making you think, and if it makes you panic, then it probably should.

    No one cares what you post Nonce just kill yourself.
  4. #44
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Octavian No one cares what you post Nonce just kill yourself.



    OK schizo poster
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  5. #45
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    OK schizo poster

    You're a grown man that likes My Little Pony and molests kids. No prospects, no one who likes you.

    This can all end, all you have to do is swallow as many pills as you can.
  6. #46
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    hahahhlol


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  7. #47
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Octavian You're a grown man that likes My Little Pony and molests kids. No prospects, no one who likes you.

    This can all end, all you have to do is swallow as many pills as you can.

    So ... before you are banned for encouraging suicide, what are your thoughts on Jeff Hunter and 9/11?
  8. #48
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country So … before you are banned for encouraging suicide, what are your thoughts on Jeff Hunter and 9/11?

    Pedophile kill yourself
  9. #49
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Octavian Pedophile kill yourself

    So what exactly did your big sister do to you?
  10. #50
    Octavian motherfucker
    Still not banned.


    Ha-ha!

    You do realise I will never cease in my persuit of running you off this site, like, ever.
  11. #51
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country So … before you are banned for encouraging suicide

    is that where my avi went? maybe it was in bad taste but i didnt remove it.
  12. #52
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Octavian Still not banned.

    "Enjoy getting banned"
    15 seconds later
    "HAH I"M STILL NPOT BANNEDD!!!!"
  13. #53
    Octavian motherfucker
    Still not banned pedo.
  14. #54
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Octavian Still not banned pedo.

    Getting a ban is the best case scenario for you.
  15. #55
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Getting a ban is the best case scenario for you.

    Getting brutally tortured/ murdered/ suicide is the best case scenario for you.
  16. #56
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian No one cares what you post Nonce just kill yourself.

    I care.
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  17. #57
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Admin I care.

    Thank you Admin, that means a lot to me while I am confronting such unfair and baseless allegations. I owe you one, let me know if I can ever help you out.
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  18. #58
    Octavian motherfucker
    In all honesty you don't do yourself any favors. You follow me around this forum then cry like a bitch when I bite back. If you want me to stop then stay out of my way. Sophie learned to, not hard.
  19. #59
    apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m 35 and I never cared about getting older like that ya know..

    I’ve looked practically the same since high school and people think I’m way younger than I am so .. I honestly don’t care about getting older

    I remember my friend from high school was in town and she still had our year book

    She turned to a page with me sitting in a computer lab doing something for the journalism team and she says , Tara , you look exactly the same and I can’t lie I was like damn I do 😋

    I say all this to say.. you’ll be aight😋

    I'm the same way and I actually think thats WHY it hits me harder. I'm constantly told I look anywhere from 23-25, then I have to deal with their shock and amaze, often times even pull out my ID to prove nah bitch, Im old af. They think i'm some hot young stud then oh jeez its a gramps in disguise
  20. #60
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    A few places around here card EVERYONE! You can look like Moses, no ID, no beer or alcohol
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