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got called a fag for not wanting to buy a drill

  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't change the rim when you get a flat tire, kid.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So what do you do when you are driving and get a flat tire? Do you take out the spare tire (not a donut), remove the tire from the wheel that was in the trunk, remove the flat tire from the wheel that was on the car, place the tire that was in the trunk on the wheel that was on the car, inflate the now flat spare tire, and refasten the wheel and tire back to the lugs? Is that how they teach you to change a flat tire in Canada?



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is a tire.



    Tyre.
  2. Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't change the rim when you get a flat tire, kid.

    You do when your stupid now ex wife has someone PUSH YOUR CAR WITH THEIR TRUCK 5 MILES ON THE FLAT COSTING YOU $1200 FOR A NEW RIM AND REPAIRS TO THE BACK OF THE CAR.
  3. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    And that dumb bitch is still breathing?
  4. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    No, you got called a fag because you're a faggot, fag.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    About 30 years ago I was in a parking lot of a mall and a guy came up and wanted to sell me a drill. Brand new in the box. I told him I already had several and didn't need one. So he asked if I just had a minute to look at something he had in his car, then walked me over to his trunk and opened it and there was all kinds of brand new merchandise in there, and while I'm looking at that stuff, he opens his coat and both sides are lined with literal rows of watches and cufflinks and bracelets and jewelry and other shiny stuff. And he keeps asking me if there must be something I'm interested in. Then I just told him, no, man, you're a fucking heatbag. I don't buy anything from heatbags, just on principle. Then he got this big smirk on his face, said something under his breath like "fine then" and got in his car and booked it.
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You do when your stupid now ex wife has someone PUSH YOUR CAR WITH THEIR TRUCK 5 MILES ON THE FLAT COSTING YOU $1200 FOR A NEW RIM AND REPAIRS TO THE BACK OF THE CAR.

    something tells me that your exwife also had her rims pushed in an act that also rhymes with truck.
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL About 30 years ago I was in a parking lot of a mall and a guy came up and wanted to sell me a drill. Brand new in the box. I told him I already had several and didn't need one. So he asked if I just had a minute to look at something he had in his car, then walked me over to his trunk and opened it and there was all kinds of brand new merchandise in there, and while I'm looking at that stuff, he opens his coat and both sides are lined with literal rows of watches and cufflinks and bracelets and jewelry and other shiny stuff. And he keeps asking me if there must be something I'm interested in. Then I just told him, no, man, you're a fucking heatbag. I don't buy anything from heatbags, just on principle. Then he got this big smirk on his face, said something under his breath like "fine then" and got in his car and booked it.

    That man is still alive.
  8. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Cram that tampon up your ass

    haha
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I change just the tire and refill it, not the whole wheel, and I do it with my bare hands in less than five minutes.


    like this?

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