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Ok is it me or is most of the internet down.

  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    It seems like every other place I try and get on just times out.
    Even down detector is down.
  2. #2
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    my t-mobile internet was down for about 5 minutes, and when it came back the idlers in a chatroom i was on were gone suggesting their connections were also lost. this was just a little bit ago
  3. #3
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Even Amazon is down I think the country is being hacked.
  4. #4
    OKAY THIS IS EPIC
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    theres definitely something weird going on this morning but amazon and the isitjustdownforme thing both work for me currently
  6. #6
    Shrooms Houston
    my signal was down around early morning hours
  7. #7
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I cant get on to Facebook whats happening?
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah everything is giving me cloud errors
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I wonder what the cyber grapevine will have to say about all this when i tune my instruments to it's frequencies.
  10. #10
    Admin African Astronaut
    Maybe we pissed off Iran or Russia, or both.
  11. #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Nothing's been down for me.
  12. #12
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fine for me


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  13. #13
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I didn't notice anything wrong, and don't see any media on an outage.

    Vodafone was down across half of Europe during peak business hours last week, which was shit. That makes me nervous, as we're working remotely right now and we need mobile broadband this week at work. If it goes out it'll be a clusterfuck - and my ass will be the orifice getting all the attention.
  14. #14
    Admin African Astronaut
    Fucking Verizon.
  15. #15
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  16. #16
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Reminds me of a time when our cable went out. Snow on every channel, and this was after digital cable had taken over analogue signals. I tried to search on the internet for the problem and the internet was down. Then I tried to phone a friend and the phone lines were down. Then I tried to tune in to the radio to listen for mayday calls and all I heard was static. I flipped over the kitchen and ran straight to the front door to look for black hawks. I gripped the door handle, threw open the door, and ran outside. As soon as I stepped foot onto the porch, everything started working again as if nothing had happened.
  17. #17
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I found out what happened.
    https://slate.com/technology/2019/06/verizon-dqe-outage-internet-cloudflare-reddit-aws.html
    Makes you wonder what Russia or China could do if they really wanted to fuck us up.
  18. #18
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this is why this internet of things they all talking about is a really bad idea.

    that and the fact i'm not having my fucking clothes uploading every fucking move i make to the internet. i don't have any use for that data and i'm fucked if anybody else is going to.


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  19. #19
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ajax Reminds me of a time when our cable went out. Snow on every channel, and this was after digital cable had taken over analogue signals. I tried to search on the internet for the problem and the internet was down. Then I tried to phone a friend and the phone lines were down. Then I tried to tune in to the radio to listen for mayday calls and all I heard was static. I flipped over the kitchen and ran straight to the front door to look for black hawks. I gripped the door handle, threw open the door, and ran outside. As soon as I stepped foot onto the porch, everything started working again as if nothing had happened.

    this nigga from 1859
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. #20
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I found out what happened.
    https://slate.com/technology/2019/06/verizon-dqe-outage-internet-cloudflare-reddit-aws.html
    Makes you wonder what Russia or China could do if they really wanted to fuck us up.

    "...not having the safeguards in place to block and filter incorrect routes from propagating across the internet."

    ^ And that's how these dummies earned the title of idiots.
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