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2016-12-14 at 10:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby wow, talk about being a caprisun deflecting faggot. You have an audacious attitude when it comes to talking shit that you can't back up. cry harder riser
Capri Sun is a drink, Bill Krozby. Stop attempting to use words you do not genuinely understand the meaning of.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-14 at 10:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR That was your best post ever. Stop while you're on top, homie.
To be fair he said 'she didn't even ask' but why would she have asked anything in the first place? That made no sense. -
2016-12-14 at 10:05 PM UTCYou are ONE mental deficiancy and a basement away from being Josef Fritzl.
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2016-12-14 at 10:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Capri Sun is a drink, Bill Krozby. Stop attempting to use words you do not genuinely understand the meaning of.
it was an auto correct riser, I meant capricious. And yes I know what it means. -
2016-12-14 at 10:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR You are ONE mental deficiancy and a basement away from being Josef Fritzl.
yeah... no im not. I don't need to force girls to have sex with me. And we don't have basements in texas, try a better anology next time riser. -
2016-12-14 at 10:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm curious though, did you really say to your slut, "let me take a picture with your phone of my phone with some guys post on a forum"?
I think it's fair to say she didn't even ask any questions after being dehumanized to the level of a "Bill Krozby" which is what actually makes the joke.
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2016-12-14 at 10:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah… no im not. I don't need to force girls to have sex with me. And we don't have basements in texas, try a better anology next time riser.
Why don't you understand humor?
I hate you so much. I hope the baby gets born and is both physically and mentally retarded just llike his dad. -
2016-12-14 at 10:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR I think it's fair to say she didn't even ask any questions after being dehumanized to the level of a "Bill Krozby" which is what actually makes the joke.
But theres no real punch line bud. Seems like billthecat is kinda frothy. And if she was "dehumanized" it was only because she had to have sex with billthecat for money.
It all sounds pretty grody. He had to pay someone to fuck to make a Bill Krozby meme... thats basement dweller status if you ask me. -
2016-12-14 at 10:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR Why don't you understand humor?
I hate you so much. I hope the baby gets born and is both physically and mentally retarded just llike his dad.
you don't know if its going to be a him or her though... you seem pretty frothy bud. Did you not get your daily dose of dick up the ass?
I'm sure billthecat would be willing to help you with that. -
2016-12-14 at 10:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR I think it's fair to say she didn't even ask any questions after being dehumanized to the level of a "Bill Krozby" which is what actually makes the joke.
That's a good take on it but I'm all but certain bill got so excited to type it that he forget to write 'I didn't even have to ask.'
More importantly, today I am really just appreciating turtles and turtle things. Teenage mutant ones. Sea ones. Fictional ones. Even the ones who become soup. A majestic, underappreciated reptile that if given the physical opportunity would undoubtedly rule the world. -
2016-12-14 at 10:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ That's a good take on it but I'm all but certain bill got so excited to type it that he forget to write 'I didn't even have to ask.'
More importantly, today I am really just appreciating turtles and turtle things. Teenage mutant ones. Sea ones. Fictional ones. Even the ones who become soup. A majestic, underappreciated reptile that if given the physical opportunity would undoubtedly rule the world.
No, Octopodes would and will one day. They are the true pinnecal of evolution so far. They have 9 brains, 3 hearts and 3 dicks or clitorises, where only one is used to reproduce and the others are just for pleasure. Their skin is pure magic. They communicate through bioluminescensce(?) and can change the shape of their skin to go ultra camoflauge an look like a spikey rock just to flash away looking like a smoove rainbow.
Fuck turtles. Octopodes are the future. -
2016-12-14 at 10:26 PM UTCOctopodes are kewl but they're not OG like a turtle. Gotta respect your elders. I heard there's a half wasp half praying mantis I think I'm going to release a swarm of them into my neighbor's apartment next time he lets his dying smoke alarm beep all day long.
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2016-12-14 at 10:28 PM UTCRiser is a very capricious person. Just 2 weeks ago he was praising my thread about positivity and how he supports me in my effort.
Then turns around and starts "slut shaming" and supporting people who think about me while having sex, and "hating" me.
Riser is a guy full of anger and self hate, and thats why he has to constantly be an edgleord. It's actually quite sad on his part. I'm sure he'd be a nice chum to hang out with in real life, but here his attitude stinks to high heaven. -
2016-12-14 at 10:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Riser is a very capricious person. Just 2 weeks ago he was praising my thread about positivity and how he supports me in my effort.
Then turns around and starts "slut shaming" and supporting people who think about me while having sex, and "hating" me.
Riser is a guy full of anger and self hate, and thats why he has to constantly be an edgleord. It's actually quite sad on his part. I'm sure he'd be a nice chum to hang out with in real life, but here his attitude stinks to high heaven.
Yeah yeah yeah so is this chick baking a croissant in her oven or what? -
2016-12-14 at 10:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Octopodes are kewl but they're not OG like a turtle. Gotta respect your elders. I heard there's a half wasp half praying mantis I think I'm going to release a swarm of them into my neighbor's apartment next time he lets his dying smoke alarm beep all day long.
Sepiidea, excuse me. Call me when a stupid turtle does this.
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2016-12-14 at 10:37 PM UTCThis thread is now about animals that are smarter and just overall better than Bill Krozby. So, all of them.
ANIMAL PARTY! -
2016-12-14 at 10:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Yeah yeah yeah so is this chick baking a croissant in her oven or what?
Yes like I said I got her to take a test in front of me. -
2016-12-14 at 10:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR This thread is now about animals that are smarter and just overall better than Bill Krozby. So, all of them.
ANIMAL PARTY!
Look you can insult my intelligence all you want. Everyone does it. But theres something to be said for actually wanting to be a positive person and loving others.
All I know is I would never wish for someones unborn child to be stunted in any kind of way. You need to look at your life a little more closely riser, You're a very hateful person sometimes. -
2016-12-14 at 10:42 PM UTC
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2016-12-14 at 10:44 PM UTCcuttle fish definitely are cute. I personally like penguins
