What some easy ways to commit suicide?

1. 2019-06-19 at 12:38 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I've heard the Malice method works best. 👍
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2. 2019-06-19 at 1:09 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Pentobismol
3. 2019-06-19 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #23
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 You're all going to die soon anyways
   
   Iran and their allies will destroy every judeo-american nation on earth and then China will take the helm as the world superpower
   
   it has already been written

   
   Hope I can speak chinese
4. 2019-06-19 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #24
   HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Thotgirl Hope I can speak chinese

   
   Ching chong wonton soup
5. 2019-06-19 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #25
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 Ching chong wonton soup

   
   美国首都猪
6. 2019-06-19 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #26
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'm ok with the chinks coming, I can assimilate.
   
   
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7. 2019-06-20 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian I've heard the Malice method works best. 👍

   
   Too expensive/seems to be a selective scammer
8. 2019-06-20 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   In all seriousness if I decided to straight up kill myself it would probably be opioid overdose
   
   I don't like the idea of suicide by firearm simply for political reasons, and I'd rather not make a mess of property that is not mine yet. If I needed to be gone quickly though, I would
   
   Still have to try ibogaine before I'd do any of that though, provided I don't have any more medical problems before then
9. 2019-06-20 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #29
   I-Am Yung Blood
   Don't commit suicide. Get rid of the dark energy. Say for example: you may be surrounded by the wrong people, or just take an hour walk in nature every day.
   
   Seriously, being in the outdoors clears the mind, you see people being depressed as of late, because they are too busy staring at screens; instead they should be outdoors, listening to the birds, listening to the babbling brooks etc.
10. 2019-06-20 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Wordfiltеr "rhabdo" and "rhabdomyolysis" to "homosexuality"

    
    On second thought, only wordfiltеr "rhabdo" to "the gay", that way anyone who types the full name gets "the gaymyolysis"
11. 2019-06-20 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #31
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I was thinking of getting a small albee cylinder of nitrogen, but it's says 11 liters capacity and the human lung capacity is around six so maybe a larger cylinder would be necessary to avoid brain damage. Then again I was thinking small to avoid costs which I suppose shouldn't really play into it but I don't want to cause a headache if I got a rented cylinder either.
12. 2019-06-20 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #32
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Maybe take an ibuprofen first to cut the headache off before it starts?
    
    For someone with carpentry skills a home made guillotine might be a good solution.
13. 2019-06-20 at 9:08 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    - Make a noose out of cheese wire
    
    - Put on noose
    
    - Superglue hands to head
    
    - Jump off tall building
    
    With any luck the piano wire will cut your head off but your hands will stay stuck so it'll look like you ripped your own head off
14. 2019-06-20 at 9:19 PM UTC

    #34
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson For someone with carpentry skills a home made guillotine might be a good solution.

    
    i did think of that too but theatrics aside a quick painless and easy death by inert gas jut makes more sense.
15. 2019-06-20 at 9:44 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    kill yourself
16. 2019-06-20 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #36
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by I-Am Don't commit suicide. Get rid of the dark energy. Say for example: you may be surrounded by the wrong people, or just take an hour walk in nature every day.
    
    Seriously, being in the outdoors clears the mind, you see people being depressed as of late, because they are too busy staring at screens; instead they should be outdoors, listening to the birds, listening to the babbling brooks etc.

    
    This if you kill yourself you're going to regret it. I can see where there would be extreme cases where a person would suicide.. and I think that there's possibility that the confusion you experience would be a lot less..
    
    I see people from when I worked at the st hospital 13 years ago. Still homeless still missing an arm from an arm from an accident when they were a child.
    
    It's disgusting humanity and they don't get any diginity from normal society they are the dregs of it.
    
    But I know when that guy takes his last breath he will see the light.
    
    A lot of younger people that think it's the thing to give up and die are influenced by the devil. And if you do it he's going to be laughing at you're parents. "Hehehe we got your child"
    
    Absolutely disgusting
17. 2019-06-20 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ***This if you kill yourself you're going to regret it.*** I can see where there would be extreme cases where a person would suicide.. and I think that there's possibility that the confusion you experience would be a lot less..
    
    I see people from when I worked at the st hospital 13 years ago. Still homeless still missing an arm from an arm from an accident when they were a child.
    
    It's disgusting humanity and they don't get any diginity from normal society they are the dregs of it.
    
    But I know when that guy takes his last breath he will see the light.
    
    A lot of younger people that think it's the thing to give up and die are influenced by the devil. And if you do it he's going to be laughing at you're parents. "Hehehe we got your child"
    
    Absolutely disgusting

    
    are you a functional retard by any chance?
    
    how would you regret it if you're already dead??
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