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What some easy ways to commit suicide?

  1. #1
    Preferably painless.
  2. #2
    Rhabdomyolysis
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  3. #3
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Vote democrat
  4. #4
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Watch Godfather 3 twice in a row
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Rhabdo
  6. #6
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    The Rhabdo
  7. #7
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Rhabdog
  8. #8
    WordfiltŠµr "rhabdo" and "rhabdomyolysis" to "homosexuality"
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    homomyolysis
  10. #10
    "the gay" would work too
  11. #11
    Shotgun to the head.
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Gay-Related Infected Blood
  13. #13
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Shotgun to the head.

    Gay-Related Shotgun to the Head.
  14. #14
    So bugger yourself with it first.
  15. #15
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Alkie+sedatives+bag over your head
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    jump off a really tall building, or a cliff.

    inhale deeply while underwater.

    stand in the way of a moving train.
  17. #17
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    You're all going to die soon anyways

    Iran and their allies will destroy every judeo-american nation on earth and then China will take the helm as the world superpower

    it has already been written
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 You're all going to die soon anyways

    Iran and their allies will destroy every judeo-american nation on earth and then China will take the helm as the world superpower

    it has already been written

    What's your auxiliary explanation for when that doesn't happen?
  19. #19
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung What's your auxiliary explanation for when that doesn't happen?

    If it doesn't then I'll be even happier
  20. #20
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    but trust me ... you're all going to die

    Iran will win, they have already planned for this to happen.
    Just like 9/11 was in the works for several decades, so too was this doomsday war.



    ALLAH ACKBAR
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