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totse2k is a simp
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2019-06-19 at 12:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist It’s coming to the surface. But, men are funky when it comes to their junk. They think all their masculinity lies between their legs.
I think this is a good thing for comedians to make jokes of this to lessen the shame. Not comedians who make fun of people with it, but their own experiences.
We have always know about it.. but the youth had that "trust noone over 40" and "hate the elders" then mocked it.. then the boomers got old. now they hide.
not really. but some of them lived in the moment. It's all good. -
2019-06-19 at 2:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist I know someone that viagra didn’t work for him, but cialis did.
Viagra doesn't work for a lot of people. It makes me sick and it makes everything have a purple hue to it. But yeah cialis is good gets your harder than chinese arithmetic. Not that I need it but I've taken it while spun -
2019-06-19 at 2:48 AM UTC
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2019-06-19 at 3:01 AM UTC
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2019-06-19 at 3:17 AM UTCI agree.. I hope government pours money into keeping us healthy and a happy sex life.
Maybe people wouldn't divorce so much. and if they eradicated VD even better -
2019-06-19 at 3:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by toz I agree.. I hope government pours money into keeping us healthy and a happy sex life.
Maybe people wouldn't divorce so much. and if they eradicated VD even better
Yeah, I'm actually trying to jump start for myself by cleaning up. I'm sweating balls right now and can't sleep from not drinking the last 4 days -
2019-06-19 at 3:26 AM UTCThe cure for impotence is to spend years in prison and get to the point where you get a raging hard on walking past the cosmetics aisle and smelling perfume. I told a girl a little while ago I couldn't get hard because I was on pills but it was really that she was fat and I knew if my wee wee got hard she'd want to bang and I'd really just prefer getting my flaccid dick sucked while I thought of other people
I dunno, I usually fuck, then finger/lick then fuck again and get myself all sticky. This has been the routine for any girl I've wanted to fuck more than beyond the immediate circumstance for a long time. I think I just have problems -
2019-06-19 at 4:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by toz I dont even know what to say to all of this.
We love each other and are companions and good friends.
the water thing is because she wants me to come to bed and you heard her wake ups and like many people who wake up with someone up and walking around might think I was still up at 1am or whatever time it was and just wanted me to come to bed.
I took a viagra type pill today and nothing. My dick is so shribbled up. I was getting scared. took another and nothing. Took one more (60mg) and nothing.
then I went into the bathroom and watched some different milf and nerd porn.
my dick took a while to wake up. thick and hard and once I jizzy juiced it stayed hard for another 10 minutes like if I was in my mid 20s
Fucking magic pills. Thank you Doc. thank you science. I bet people with limp dick syndrome murked themselves with depression in the day.
You're very immature for a 30 year old. smh
Hey peedy,I didn't know the water thing was real I was just making shit up because my friend went through something like that, just being funny. I love you man.
I go thru the same thing sleeping at my chickens places. -
2019-06-19 at 4:54 AM UTCOne thing I've noticed about gf's I've had is, I barely sleep and wake up real early after staying up most of the night cause I have insomnia. I don't want to wake them just because I don't sleep and I'll grab lappy take it to my cats room, make some coffee and just check emails and shit so I don't wake them up. And on several times I've had girls get up and walk to the other room like their going to bust me doing something like jackin off or something lol.. If I hear them get up I'll totally take my lappy back in my room and get back in bed and talk to them.
But yeah several time they got up and packed there shit and left like I was doing something to them by not remaining there. I dunno just figured if she's asleep and I'm up I might as well take a couple minutes to my self lol..
My ex gf erica murica got really pissed one time because I was going to the beer store sunday at noon like I always do but my friend john called me if I wanted to have a cig with him and walk to the store with me and she got really bent out of shape and left.. like I was coming back like I always do.. -
2019-06-19 at 5:12 AM UTCWhat the fuck is a simp?
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2019-06-19 at 5:16 AM UTCI wouldn't keep doing it but taking half dose of Niqual for about 3 nights and then half of that dose for 3 nights can fix your insomnia. but one in a while I get it too and it last like a week to 10 days. sucks so much. but then I am le'tired for days on end. wanting to take more afternoon naps.
I think it is probably the SSRI combinatin. -
2019-06-19 at 5:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo The cure for impotence is to spend years in prison and get to the point where you get a raging hard on walking past the cosmetics aisle and smelling perfume. I told a girl a little while ago I couldn't get hard because I was on pills but it was really that she was fat and I knew if my wee wee got hard she'd want to bang and I'd really just prefer getting my flaccid dick sucked while I thought of other people
I dunno, I usually fuck, then finger/lick then fuck again and get myself all sticky. This has been the routine for any girl I've wanted to fuck more than beyond the immediate circumstance for a long time. I think I just have problems
Well.. yeah. sometimes being in an environment with lots of cute women help just as it stands.
yet thats usually a Mall and I don't go to Macy's much and hang out where the beauticians are. Maybe I should start.
LOL then turn into that Dave Chappell homeless crackhead dude and start jerking off everywhere. that will land me in Prison prolly and then come back, rinse and repeat. -
2019-06-19 at 5:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Period Blood What the fuck is a simp?
I think a person who just rambles as if they know everything and bore the shit out of people with the Obvious.
lots of urban kids do this. Street Credits telling you about how they pick up on rich women and how to get around paying for shit or something like this
some video Bill Krozby or ACP played in tinychat -
2019-06-19 at 6:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by toz I think a person who just rambles as if they know everything and bore the shit out of people with the Obvious.
lots of urban kids do this. Street Credits telling you about how they pick up on rich women and how to get around paying for shit or something like this
some video Bill Krozby or ACP played in tinychat
thats not what a simp is at all.
SIMP aka SIMPING
A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit",
The role of Kevin James in the show "King of Queens",
A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp -
2019-06-19 at 7:18 AM UTCDoug got Carrie to go take pole dancing classes and also she worked at the Law Firm shes one sassy bitch but Doug always protects his UPS truck and he always is in control of his vehicle, aware of his surroundings and avoiding accidents. He delivers faithfully for his route and provides for his family, even if he Simps out to DEEGAN and ARTHUR sometimes.. at the end of the day they stay being Bromos and Arthur protects the basement.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-19 at 7:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor Doug got Carrie to go take pole dancing classes and also she worked at the Law Firm shes one sassy bitch but Doug always protects his UPS truck and he always is in control of his vehicle, aware of his surroundings and avoiding accidents. He delivers faithfully for his route and provides for his family, even if he Simps out to DEEGAN and ARTHUR sometimes.. at the end of the day they stay being Bromos and Arthur protects the basement.
There is something to be said for a man who controls
his carnal capriciousness. Constantly calculating every move.
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2019-06-19 at 7:32 AM UTCYes I must agree, 🅱️igly. DEEGAN you simped out and crashed your truck you chimp! Arth🅱️r, come smell my finger ( shehoyahh ).
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2019-06-19 at 7:40 AM UTCAm I tardy for party? My wife lectured me as I was walking out the door, But she knows whats best.
Elliot, Doug, and Greg. We're like the threee amigos!
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2019-06-19 at 11:14 AM UTC
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2019-06-19 at 2:27 PM UTC
