I've tried to help the guy. He lives with his hott asian gf, but whenever she comes in the room she chastises him about being on cam because she doesn't like it and he has to explain to her that the camera is pointed at his lappy cause he's showing us gonts stuff. He's always complaining that in the middle of the night when he gets up for a glass of water, she wakes yells at him "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" like he's 4 years old.
They share a bed together but they don't even have sex. She says stuff "ohh you want sex? Buy me BMW first then we'll talk" like the wtf?
He tells me that he's sick of living with her and if you give him some positive criticism or advice he completely takes it the wrong way. Like if you mention "maybe you should leave her if its that bad" he's tell you stfu and to mind your business even though he's the one that brought it up and will switch conversation over abruptly asking if I've applied for an amazon factory job.
I've been accused of being a simp because I would hang out with Jackie and her 5 year old and I typially don't date women with kids but I liked Jackie at first and I honestly liked her kid but when her mother started accusing me of making her kid bad and act rowdy I had to call her out on that and it changed the tone of relationship especially after I jokingly called her the worst mother ever.
Now I get random text in the middle of the night how she's drunk and needs to get fucked and I tell her sure common over. And she will say something like "Nope not gonna work you gotta come here or you don't get anything" And I say okay fine. And then a couple nights later after I've deleted her number I'll get a text saying "Why are you such a dick?" I'm not a dick I just don't see why she can't meet me halfway.
But bottom line don't be a simp, peedy. I don't say these things to be mean to you just trying to help you since you bring it up.
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We love each other and are companions and good friends.
the water thing is because she wants me to come to bed and you heard her wake ups and like many people who wake up with someone up and walking around might think I was still up at 1am or whatever time it was and just wanted me to come to bed.
I took a viagra type pill today and nothing. My dick is so shribbled up. I was getting scared. took another and nothing. Took one more (60mg) and nothing.
then I went into the bathroom and watched some different milf and nerd porn.
my dick took a while to wake up. thick and hard and once I jizzy juiced it stayed hard for another 10 minutes like if I was in my mid 20s
Fucking magic pills. Thank you Doc. thank you science. I bet people with limp dick syndrome murked themselves with depression in the day.
Originally posted by toz
I dont even know what to say to all of this.
We love each other and are companions and good friends.
the water thing is because she wants me to come to bed and you heard her wake ups and like many people who wake up with someone up and walking around might think I was still up at 1am or whatever time it was and just wanted me to come to bed.
I took a viagra type pill today and nothing. My dick is so shribbled up. I was getting scared. took another and nothing. Took one more (60mg) and nothing.
then I went into the bathroom and watched some different milf and nerd porn.
my dick took a while to wake up. thick and hard and once I jizzy juiced it stayed hard for another 10 minutes like if I was in my mid 20s
Fucking magic pills. Thank you Doc. thank you science. I bet people with limp dick syndrome murked themselves with depression in the day.
Originally posted by Technologist
If viagra doesn’t work, try Cialis.
It might be more closer to cialis. viagra I think makes people flush with headaches. also, another natural thing that helps (and I should get some) is SLO Niacin. so you don't flush as hard. then there was a big thing with the medical industry if Niacin should be used or not to reduce cholesteral levels. because chunks might break off and cause heart problems or a stroke.
but some dudes online at justin.tv were like "Dude try regular niacin. 1000 dose. OMG Your skin burns like a really bad sunburn.. yet you get a weird endorphins euphoric high from it.
dont do it unless you talk to your doctor. seemed harmless.
but talk to a doctor first.. you do it enough times you clean your arteries out a bit..
